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Back in my day a "rewards program" used to be a bit of cardboard you carried in your wallet and you'd get it marked with a fun stamp or hole punch and at the end you got a personal pizza or something! Now you have to give your email and phone number to some database for the privilege of receiving 17 marketing emails a day! Look what they took from us!
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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it
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tumblr mobile gives trending tags this fun bisexual gradient which is VERY FUNNY today specifically
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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What's wrong honey you don't want to order bulgarian hannah montana pizza? I saved up all month
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She was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end
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Source: Becoming Visible; An Illustrated History Of Lesbian And Gay Life In Twentieth-Century America- by Molly McGary and Fred Wasserman
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The mile-long rainbow flag being carried down First Avenue in New York City.
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