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I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

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I’m so angry.

Angry that my best friend is gone.

It doesn’t matter that he was “just a cat” because to me he was everything. I think about him constantly and I can’t move on. I can’t let go.

The way life works is evil, why am I here if I can’t have everything I want be with me through it all.

The day he passed I went through the most pain I have ever gone through in my life. Then I posted on social media with a stupid “rip rest easy my sweet boy” when all I wanted to do was hate. Hate the world.

Hate people around me.

Hate being here without him.

I felt a need to post, it just seemed right but it made me so angry that I felt I couldn’t vent, because most people would think I’m crazy to be this upset.

It’s been months and I still feel the same. Moving on is a stupid concept. It’s pretend. I will never truly move on, I just keep going, and I’m not even sure why.

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Where I get me a man like this???

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me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

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there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

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#me

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Can we talk about how smooth those shoulder rolls, jumping over a bar and couch was

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JESUS CHRIST

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I heard vine compilations were a thing

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Niall via deodevine’s instagram story 12/26/17

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I don’t know what this is but same

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This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds