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I actually made this after i realised how funny my laugh sounds it was a shock 😂

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relatable jin 

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Fr low key turning up

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Army girls: the sweetest, most beautiful, loving, amazing, cute, thirsty hoes you will ever meet

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20 years from now

me: what are you doing?

daughter: just stuff for my blog.

me: omg, i had a blog too when i was younger.

daughter: really? what was it about?

husband: it was about me.

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why jungkook lookin like he’s that one pta mom that always be starting shit at brunch

“Oh so I heard through the grape vine that Linda’s cookies for the bake sale were actually……*whispered* store-bought”

“A little birdie told me that little Jonny Banks fell off the honor roll this quarter… *whispered* you didn’t hear it from me but I figure its because Mrs. Banks took him off his gluten free diet *sips soy latte*”

“But I guess thats none of my business anyway….”

~admin midnight

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Seokjin: DR. Kim Seokjin, PH.D

Taehyung: What does Ph.D stand for?

Seokjin: Pretty Handsome Dude

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1d as things the kids at the daycare where i work have done:

harry: randomly comes up to me throughout the day just to say i love you

liam: cried because he didn’t get to hug his friend goodbye even though he’ll see him tomorrow

niall: wanted to put his velcro sneakers on all by himself but i helped him because he was doing it all wrong so he sobbed his eyes out

louis: was told not to the touch the sprinkler and promptly went and touched the sprinkler

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My Master link to all my smut stories <3 well some are missing but for the most part, they are here

Night Shift (Jimin)

Super Hard Punishment from Daddy Namjoon

(Ambw) Threesome with boyfriend Yoongi and Jimin

(Ambw) Threesome with Namjoon and V

Shopping with Hope

First time with Jungkook(smut fluff)

Ride me part 2 threesome with Jhope and Jungkook

Friends with Benefits(Ravi)

Detention with Teacher Jimin

Office yoongi

Student teacher sex(Jimin)

Spanking(Jin)

Punishment(V)

Kitten Yoongi

No Sex Banned(Daesung)

Rough sex(V)

50 shades of Namjoon

Study Session(Yoongi)

Jealous boyfriend(Yongguk)

Alpha Sequel(Jhope)

Bad Boy(Yoongi)

Makeup sex(Yoongi)

(Ambw) Concerts with Rap Monster

Movies, threesome with Jimin and Namjoon(Ambw)

Punishment Teacher Namjoon

Gangbang: Zico,Namjoon, Suga, Taewoon(ambw)

Workout: Namjoon, Jhope, Suga threesome with girl(Ambw)

Geeky Monster

Late night threesome with Suga and Namjoon

Fighting with Daddy(Namjoon)

Rap monster x Tao drabble

Fire: Taehyung x Yoongi x Reader

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Master Post: Scenarios

Jin:

Black out [smut] Pool time [smut] Wake Up [sad] Feel Better, Yeobu [fluff] Come Join Me [smut]

Suga:

Missing Him [fluff] First Time [smut] Lost Without You [smut] I Fell for You [smut] Fanmeet [fluff] Anniversary [smut] Late Night Texts [smut] Tease [smut/gender neutral] Falling in Love with Your Rhythm: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 [fluff/series] Suga Smut [smut] Teach Me: Pt. 1 , Pt. 2 ,Pt. 3, Pt. 4, Pt. 4.5, Pt. 5 [fluffy smut(Kinda)/series] Next to him  Pt. 1, Pt.2 

J-Hope:

A Secret Obsession: Chapter 1, Chapter 2 [Fluff/series] Alone Time: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 [smut/series] A Sailorman’s Hymn [sad] Hoseok’s Birthday [fluff] First Time [smut] Soon-to-be-Parents [fluff] Dance Practice [smut] How to Save a Life [angst] Often [smut] Birthday Dinner for Two [fluff/smut] It’ll Be Okay [Fluff]

Rap Mon:

New Arrival [smut] Have You Been Bad? [smut] Saving Some for the Fishes [smut] 7 Minutes in Heaven  You’re Mine [smut]

Jimin:

Love to Hate You [smut] Spy Imagine [smut] Jimin Smut [smut] First time [smut] Dance for Me [slight smut] Blowjob Fic (with blowjob advice!) [smut] New Boyfriend [fluff] Pre-wedding Visits [fluffy smut] 7 Minutes in Heaven 

V:

V Smut [smut] Lost [fluff] A Rainy Tuesday [fluff] Morning Sex [smut] Study Buddies [smut] V Fluff [fluff] Teasing Taehyung [fluff??] Yours [smut??] I Need U [smut/angst] Love Story [fluff] Dance Practice [smut] First Kiss [fluff/gender neutral] Spanking [smut/male reader] Just a Dream [fluff] Don’t Go [angst/sadness] The Perfect Guy [Murder death doomy doom] Just a Dance Partner [smut] 20 Seconds [angst/fluff??]

Jungkook:

First Time [smut] Confession [fluff] Recovery [fluff/gender neutral] Grinding [smut??] Singing with Kookie [fluff] Smile for Me [fluff] What’s Wrong, Noona?: Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3 [smut] Be Careful What You Wish For [smut] What Are You Wearing? [fluff/male reader] Better Than a Shirt [smut]

Multiple Members:

V-Reader-Jungkook [smut/oral] Maknae Line-Reader [smut] Schrodinger’s BTS: Teaser, Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3, Pt. 4, Pt. 5, Pt. 6, Pt. 7  

*Updated as of 6/17/16*

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Eventually they’ll need to reinvent Superman’s alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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Gigi posted a picture of Zayn on her snapchat calling him King. RBB is holding his scepter and is sat on the barber (beard) chair.

Malik means king and Zain means beauty. 

How incredibly apt. 

Also since we’ve now discoverd this handy tag:

It backs up the fact that the bears weren’t only about Louis and Harry, but also about Ziam and general band politics.

Five lines, five x’s.

Now back to these bitches…Ziam haters - what’s good? 

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I did That

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James:”Tell us how Harry proposed. I heard it was super romantic.”

Louis: “The truth is, Harry hates it when I tell this story–”

Harry, scrunching his nose: “Because you tell it wrong!”

Louis: “ I’m going to get so much shit for that tonight, thanks James.”

James: “Come on. I think he can handle it.”

Louis: “You’d think that but he’s a sensitive baby lion and I tend to get very dramatic when I get to the part where he cried–”

Harry hides his face between his knees and groans.

Louis, patting Harry’s knee: : “It’s okay babe, they were manly tears. No one is hanging that over your head or anything.”

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This picture of Louis surfaced weeks ago and I tweeted this, and today we got picture of him and Danielle from “"last night”“

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Michael always gives me great satisfaction 🙊