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At the Battle of Hogwarts

Voldemort: harry potter is dead

Harry: *rolls off Hagrid* lol bitch you thought

Narcissa:

Narcissa: gasp

Narcissa: wow

Narcissa: unbelievable

Narcissa: a true Christmas miracle

Narcissa: what a shocker

Narcissa: wow

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WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

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me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

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sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

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if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

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when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

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I don’t blame you, Shawn. I want you to know that if I had a chance to do it all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. You’re my best friend, and we got a chance to live out our childhood dreams. I don’t blame you, okay? And I’m sorry if I couldn’t always cut loose the way you wanted me to.

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