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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

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This post is about @why-birds moving to Los Alamos now and nothing else everyone else please stay on topic

all timer to me

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I wish the willy wonka grandparents bed was infinite so Me and all my followers can lie down and wait for our grandchild to give us candy or golden tickets

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ItsMarloe is such a calming mc channel. If i made minecraft videos i dont wanna be AS chill cause i still wanna make jokes and scream when somethings scary but like you know not too much ill still try to calm myself so i dont scream jokes every 30 seconds. I wanna be laid back and funny most of the time which will elevate the moments where im scared cause of their rarity

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bart isnt even my favourite he just has the best name

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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What my followers don't know is that each night i pick one at random to locate and guard while they sleep. because i care

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fetty wap after gaining ice powers: 1738 ayy im like i control the snow

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yeah submit portfolio I don't even care anymore

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zoudberg literally did that i forgot. I just dont have any pictures of him doing it because he was inviisible at the time

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I'm so hungry i could eat 20 dollars

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trap royalty remix gen brings a tear to my eye its so majestic

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neither was i the nap was awful

gonna have the sweetest deepest most delicious nap on thursday the world is not ready

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Bender, Zoidberg and Mom from Futurama all know how to knit <3 Hella awesome!

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interaction today i cant tell if it was awkward or cute

me: (sees someone who looks like my friend from the distance) Hi (waves)

???: Hii (waves) (it turned out to be a teacher ive never met before in my life)

me: Oh sorry i thought you were someone else

teacher: Oh its alright :)

me: Oh well Hi anyway

teacher: hi anyway :)

not as embarassing as that one time i waved to a blonde guy eithout my glasses thinking it was my friend but he just like squinted at me and confusedly shook his head

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my breaking bad headcanon is that one time pre-series hank was like. Haha i don't know about this 'global warming' thing, seems pretty damn cold out to me! and walt through gritted teeth was like. Well actually hank if you look at the science involved you'd see that scientists agree that temperatures have been rising steadily over the past century to an unprecedented degree that is clearly the result of human interference. and hank was like. Well if you say so haha what do i know we got mr. chemistry over here! and walt was like. It's not me who's saying it hank the science speaks for itself which you would know if you read the reports involved. and marie was like. Well now hold on i think hank has a point i mean who exactly are these scientists to talk scientists get things wrong all the time. and skyler was like. And what qualifies you to talk about climate change marie. and marie was like. Well nothing i just think we should be open to different ideas you shouldn't be so narrow-minded skyler. and skyler was like. Thank you so much marie i'll try to keep that in mind you're just full of useful advice aren't you. and hank was like Woah woah calm down ladies it was just an innocent question. and walt was like Climate change denial is not innocent hank it is actively killing the very planet we're living on. and marie was like. Well we just have a different opinion. and walt was like. It's not an opinion it's a matter of scientific fact. and hank was like Hey man it's okay I believe you this stuff's above my paygrade anyway. and marie was like. Hank you shouldn't just give in you should be allowed to express your opinion. and walt was like. Well as i said it's not really a matter of opinion. and marie was like. No walt i think it is a matter of opinion actually. and skyler was like. Well marie my opinion is that you should shut the fuck up. and then they didn't talk to each other for a month