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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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Moodboard for annoying people

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wait i forgot about this one why did he do that

Top 5 Zoids

I lied to you because i have more than 5 is that ok if its more than 5 or would that make me a liar

Will you kill me if i said i was a fucking liar

mm

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Top 5 Zoids

I lied to you because i have more than 5 is that ok if its more than 5 or would that make me a liar

Will you kill me if i said i was a fucking liar

mm

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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top 5 bugs

DRAGONFLY SNOWDONBEETLE FIREANT THE SCORPION THE COCKROACH

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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I actually have such a genius invention that i will show you all when i have time this isnt a troll i have such a good invention but i cant build it Maybe you can and we could share a patent or whatever and we can make a lot of money from it cause i think its a good invention and i like it also

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Am i allowed to make posts about being a lame ass white boy if i am not white or lame at all and only half boy

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?

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Dewitt B. Farting

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fingerprint analysis M

(1931, dir. Fritz Lang)

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put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

SAW

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis