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private: right, exactly. a girl. not a woman. you have no clue what you're doing, bella. doesn't the dude have like a hoard of kids? you're always going to come second. if i wanted to "learn a thing or two" i'd definitely not look at you and the trainwreck that's about to happen, i'd look at barbara and shawn who seem to have that love shit down pat.

private: oh no honey, it's just a girl finally giving a man her attention. i'm sure you wouldn't know what that meant, but you're more than welcome to follow our journey. who knows, you might actually learn a thing or two.

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you say easy, i say it's climbing mount everest. it's messed up, cin. why can't it just be easy? you all speak spanish, so why can't you just share a culture? i don't think that colonizing should be a class, or something your country should be particularly proud of, though. hey! maybe you went to some like... hot spanish girl boarding school. you never know. when i come back to spain, i'll be too full of food and sangria that i won't be able to hunt, cin. you need to hook me up! or at least be my wingwoman.

oh yeah, it's so easy. food, i'm sure is one of the most common things, so you'll be able to practice using them over and over. we do speak the same language, kinda, but it's not the same culture, we don't speak the same dialect either, but spain did colonize those countries––colonizing 101, babe. drinks by the pool in the morning sounds like one hell of a plan, i'm so in for that. there aren't many spanish people in the netherlands, nick. but when you come back, you get to hunting.

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private: stranger things than exes meeting up to have a little slip back have happened? i sure hope so, or the world's become pretty boring. yeah. you could say that. the good seed thing wasn't working out too well, so i went another route. so... late night rendezvous... are we doing your room, the marina, a coat closet? where are we at?

private: i feel like i should say no, but all i'm thinkin' is that stranger things have happened. a late night rendezvous sounds devious, but i kinda fuck with that. could use some more excitement in my life these days. nicholas jonas, have you turned a new leaf and become a bad seed?

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private: we're not leaving the room until we christen every surface, i can tell you that much. well, when are you coming to the room? i'm here and all kinds of ready.

private: good to know. i like to relinquish control, you like to take control, we have a room all to ourselves. it sounds to me like we have an ideal situation to take advantage of. im ready for you to make me purr.

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did you hit your head or are you on acid? drew merch only looks good on you, your wife and teenage girls who're so far up your ass, they'd buy dogshit if it meant supporting you. hobo to boujee? i think that'll take a lot more work than you think. at least for you.

sucks to suck, bro. with drew merch you woukd've looked snatched. for real though. nah it's all part of the bieber experience. one year i'm hobo, next i'm boujee-chic. ja feel?

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nick: yo jb nick: oh damn. that's a whole ass 180. how'd that happen? nick: nah, man. she's joe's ex. i wouldn't do him like that. nick: i'm doing "the nasty" with my ex and my roommate though, so i'm set.

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justin: yoo elton john 2.0 justin: i'm giving my marriage another try justin: just thought i should let you know before you throw shades at hails. justin: lol justin: you doing the nasty with gigi or what the hell is going on?

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private: i don't know whether to laugh or gag at what i'm hearing about you and sam. the man is ancient and you're acting like a schoolgirl with a crush on her teacher. it's pretty damn sad to watch, but hey... to each their own. / @bellzhadid

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private: oh i can take control. i actually quite enjoy it, so don't you worry, roomie. well... isn't that a nice surprise. you've taken the sweet kaia we all know and love, and turned her into a little sex kitten. well... hypothetically of course.

private: learn new things all the time. relinquishing control is hot a good portion of the time, and i don't think you'd let me down in that regard. hypothetically, i'd do it in a second to make sure i really earn the title

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tapas are nice, so if you could teach me how to order some i'd be forever grateful. although i'm a bit disappointed that i can't get a burrito in spain. you speak the same language, so what's up with that? drinks by the pool? you and me? tomorrow morning? dammit! any hot single spanish friends from high school or something?

well, lucky for you we don't really have burritos, that's mexican food. tapas and rice are more our thing. that sounds really good as i said it, we should definitely get some drinks going on this trip, i haven't had a proper drink in a while. weirdly enough, my mom is an only child, so no, no cousins.

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private: seeing as we're both in cannes and seeing how we haven't seen each other in a hot minute, i think we should definitely figure something out. who're you rooming with? any chance of a late night rendevouz? / @mileycyyrus

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hey! my dog may be cuter than me, but i've got the whole charming, sexy thing down pat, and isn't that better than dog-cuteness? please do crochet me a sweater for christmas, so i can wear it for a new years eve party and tell everyone how much talent my best friend's got. you and your zodiac's... although you aren't wrong. i'd be pissy if you half-assed my birthday. exactly, joe trips and people laugh for a second and you laugh it off and it's over. you cannot skip the red carpet, haley so no... i'm not running away with you. i will however make sure to draw the attention to me if you do trip.

that's because your dog is cuter than you and deserves everything! i made you a custom Haley Lu jbros tie, which is arguably better than a bandana. Maybe I'll crochet you a sweater for Christmas. I don't think I have enough time to get it done before you birthday. And I cannot half ass a virgo's birthday! Joe trips all the time and he doesn't even have to wear a dress or heals. Do you see all those stairs to get inside? I'm sweating just thinking about it. What if we skip the red carpet and run away? Runaway with me Nicholas!

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nick jonas and gigi hadid attend the 2023 cannes film festival.

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you're not getting me to wear drew merch for the red carpet, no matter what you do dude. i happen to like what i wear, and it sure as shit is better than that whole hobo-chic thing you've got going on, man.

ay purity ring! what does it take for you to wear drew merch tonight? trust me when i tell you that i'll be doing you a favor with that anime shit you've been wearing lately. the fuck you doing looking like judy jetson. for real, it's blinding. / @nicholasj

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you treat my dog better than you treat me at this point, haley. when have i ever received a crocheted bandana? not that i'd ever wear it, but still... i'd like to be included. i do like the idea of him all decked out in yarn though, so you go crazy with making him things. but you won't trip, so don't worry too much about it. it comes with being in the spotlight so long. you learn how to walk the carpet, how dodge the questions and how to come up with a kickass disguise on the spot.

Isn't me bering front row at yankee stadium gift enough? Kidding, I still have some tricks up my sleeve for you, Nick. I got him this indestructible chew toy and a I crochet'd him a little bandana. He'll be a stylish boy like his old man. I'm nervous, big events like this still make me a little nervous. What if I trip on the red carpet in front of everyone? I'll be sweating about it until the night is over. But you're a seasoned expert at these sorts of things by now, right?

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shh, we're not talking about my prior relationship, we're talking about your current one. there's a major difference. i'm apollo's temple? that's a big statement, but i'll take it. private: i don't think it matters what i'd do, barb. it matters what you think is right and wrong, what you can and can't live with. i've got a bit of a temper on me, so wouldn't be handling this nearly as well as you are, so i'm definitely the wrong person to ask.

of course he's the first, nick. it wouldn't make any sense if i didn't put my boyfriend first. ohkay ross, let's just forget the part where you had several girlfriends for years and had me come in second. did you hear me complain? did you just call me a museum full of gemstones? that's so sweet! best bestie ever. then you're apollos temple filled with greek statues. private: i don't know all the details because i had to hear it from shawn, who heard it from zayn, who apparently heard it straight from my piece of shit of an ex. but right now i'm trying to figure out how i should approach it. what would you do?

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private: the strictness does it for you? good to know. i'll keep that in mind. so if i, hypothetically, told you to get on your knees and be a good girl for me, you'd do it? or is it more of a... situational thing? this is all for science, of course. i would never in a million years do something so degrading, to a fierce, independent woman... unless she's into it.

private: rules huh? how daddy of you! in the best way. no clothes and no drama, sounds like a dream come true actually. let's keep up this strictness, mr jonas. see whether or not im a good girl.

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it's still the same result, barbara. he's the first, i'm the second. but it's fine. i'm fine. totally fine. true, but naked barbara is different, because if he is a diamond and i'm amethyst, you're a fucking museum full of gemstones. private: hold up a minute. so jacob aka the ex fucked kendall aka the bestie and is trying to date taylor aka bestie 2.0? the fuck? i go on a plane and land to absolute mayhem.

can't we just go by different types of stones? he'll be diamond and you'll be amethyst? please, you've seen tons of naked girls without catching feelings. don't be silly. private: i feel like i've done nothing but pour my heart out since i woke up, but jacob fucked kendall and is apparently dating taylor.. or wanting to date taylor.. on the verge of dating taylor? i need to get drunk after our red carpet appearance tonight.