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the father is obviously blixa 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 /j

also as op anon i promise i was just joking 😟😟

Alright alright! Nick doesn’t want to go into detail about the birds and the bees and who put what where and all that!! Gosh Nick thinks anon is very dirty!!!

Nick loves and respects you anon, for you are what makes his blog go around, but still, you’re nasty.

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who’s the uh.who’s the parent of Nick’s child or is he unaware

Ran some tests and.. uhhh

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Nick is pregnant 😟

It’s a…! A…Thing! Nicks not sure what it is!! He’s actually not even sure how it happened!

Nick wants anon to know that they are a sick person… you’re nasty anon!!!

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nick goes on the maury show 🙏🏻

Nick wasn’t very keen on being apart of the show… revealed a bit too much… for him…

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Nick hating the cops

Nick hated the cops so much that he actually beat one up!!!!

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Nick wants whoever sent him the ‘Nick pregnant’ ask to know that they are a very sick person… a sick, sick sick person… you’re nasty… real nasty

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After getting lost in the snow, Nick defrosts in the microwave

Ooh ahhh!! Just the trick! Nicks warmed up now!! He no longer has icicles stuck to his fingers!!! What a result!! This warm temperature reminds Nick of Australia!!! He hopes he doesn’t… overheat though….

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nick comes with me to the doctor because i'm scared 😢😢😢

Nicks glad that he was the one anon turned to for help!! He knows just how to deal with pesky doctors!!! They always say stupid things to Nick like ‘stop smoking!!’ And ‘why do you ruin every relationship?!!!’ !!! What a load of nonsense!!!! Nick will hold anons hand whilst anon endures the treachery of the doctors!!!

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nick cave has an excellent adventure

Nick thinks that time spent with Blixa is probably the most fun adventure he’ll ever go on…

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Blixa murders Nick (good for her)

Oh no!!!! Nick wasn’t ready yet!!! Nicks not certain that this is a very good adventure!!!!

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i'm a child of divorce (nick and blixa) who has custody ???

Shared!!! You’re too important to both Nick and Blixa!!! Nick looks after you on the weekdays, Blixa looks after you on the weekends and Rowland and Ollie look after you whenever Nick or Blixa are busy (they’re both wine aunts)!!

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Uhhh hi?? Nick hopes that Blixa receives the kiss that Nick sent him!!! It’s flown over seas just to land on Blixa’s cheek!!

Mein liebe….

mein darling….meine precious sweetheart….

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Wow!!! Nick loved the pictures!!!

Mein liebe….

mein darling….meine precious sweetheart….

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No questioning- Nick thinks he’s probably queer!! He knows that even a strong straight guy would bend in the middle for Blixa!!!

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Pls Nick…. come back…. I miss u….

B..Blixa??? My love????? My wild rose??????

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Bae??

Nick…..

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Nick gets his ass kicked by Tracy Pew

Oomf!!! Ouch!!! Nicks certain this is the end!!! He’s being beaten up by the toughest Australian goth cowboy ever!!!! All because he simply tried on Tracy’s hat!!! Nicks sorry!!! He promises he’ll never touch Tracy’s hat again!!!!