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remus lupin quote of the day

day 21

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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all my haters become alligators when i say see you later

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“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

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me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

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Oh know it's getting a way !

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :