nickfurysuggestion

[nickfurysuggestion]

I just got back from Costco there’s snacks in the fridge

The bad news: My family still doesn’t remember who I am.

The good news: @nickfurysuggestion has adopted me. I’m in the murder family! surprisingly there was not a lot of paperwork. 

The bad news: He also adopted two Loki’s so there’s still a chance one will kill me with mistletoe. 

[nickfurysuggestion]

legends only

[nickfurysuggestion]

get banned by the mods for posting the forbidden “cube earth” model

swindle your way back into the new and improved flat earth discord server

[nickfurysuggestion]

swindle your way back into the new and improved flat earth discord server

[nickfurysuggestion]

break several traffic laws on your commute to panera bread

hydroplane while listening to “new romantics” by taylor swift

[nickfurysuggestion]

hydroplane while listening to “new romantics” by taylor swift

[nickfurysuggestion]

rate the new mask

[nickfurysuggestion]

if i get arrested in this space costco after swindling several minimum wage employees out of an alarming quantity of "free samples" using various whimsical disguises do not blame the nova corps municipal police. they caught me slipping.

[nickfurysuggestion]

no deal, howie. how bout we just stand here and "vibe" instead. ?

@nickfurysuggestion

can you please obliterate me, thanks in advance

[nickfurysuggestion]

Sorry for dipping for months I am still in this bitchass landscape some would call "outer space"

[nickfurysuggestion]

💰Bucky doesn’t understand money💰

[nickfurysuggestion]

wuss poppin

greetings from space

[nickfurysuggestion]

yes ma’am

greetings from space

[nickfurysuggestion]

greetings from space

[nickfurysuggestion]

[nickfurysuggestion]

Outfit idea

[nickfurysuggestion]

on my way. alexa, play up in here by dmx.

Fury? I have an agent for your consideration. -Maria

and who would that be