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omega both of those things arent true but im glad youre so supportive of your friend
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tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005
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I love you T4T dogs on the Trans-Canada Highway
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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
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watching this random video that popped up in my feed that's "wearing a shock collar and getting shocked every time I swear" and. this is just bdsm. like I'm watching it and they're just doing. they're just doing bdsm and I feel like they just didn't think about it and never considered whether they're doing bdsm because apparently they don't know each other and are doing a silly youtube video but jesus christ I'm just watching this girl get dominated virtually with a smile on her face each time she gets shocked and I feel like the pervert for saying something about it
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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Just watched the Team Sonic Racing Crossworlds animation, Shadow making sure Rouge was safe for the duration she was in the race made me just

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i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
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mikuposting., maybe just this once
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