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The Australian tax department everyone

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My dog's really a study in Buddhism. He can see my muffin wrapper and he's miserable. Crying. He needs to eat my muffin wrapper so bad.

I get up and throw it away. He forgets about it immediately and happily goes to sleep.

You are not sad because you do not have a muffin wrapper, my beautiful boy, you are sad because you want the muffin wrapper.

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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In 2005, a group of artists in Italy built a giant 200-foot-long plushie rabbit in the countryside, and just left it there. It’s been there ever since. 

(Source)

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neowiganism. pey wet revival

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horsey :)

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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I clicked on this expecting the worst, yet somehow I was still wildly unprepared...

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Simulation of meshed gummybears using the Discrete Element Method.

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts