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Cillian Murphy as William Killick in The Edge of Love (2008)

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

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I love them (CUTIE)

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My poor edit based on an inside joke

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Stumped by the latest development to come out of the world of entertainment, sources confirmed Monday that presumably real television show Irish Blood had come to Acorn TV. “Huh, look at that,” one source said of the Alicia Silverstone–led series, which was presumably written, shot, and edited before being made available on the streaming service known as Acorn TV, where, should a person choose to take such an action, it could be viewed.

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tired as fuck everyday

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This boomer meme is pretty damn good

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check it out, i jsut made blood and flesh actually kind of sexual and epic. I put a bit of catholic vocabulary in there as well, "the divine" makes an appearence. itslike if romance and death was eating.... well... you get the picture. do you like it? do you? what if i showed you another one? what if i showed you this one? what if i showed you the first one again? what if i showed you another? what about this one? what if i included more raw meat and reference to biting and teeth in it? its good right? ok let me explain its like if, love meat consume godly fuck possession blood gnaw kill each other sexual. yes?

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where am I?

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

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(receptionist voice) the mummy hand will chase you now

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all the cats on tumblr have such wonderful names, ricky, smeemo, mr.j, willabee, jimmy, pickles, its all so wonderful