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anthony beauvillier: anyone wanna get in an argument with me?
mat barzal: okay, cream cheese isn’t that good.
tito: i was kidding but you know what, fuck you for real.
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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right
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can i just take a sec and say i am LIVING FOR THE GRITTY MEME HERE LIKE SIS YESSSSSSSSSSS
i literally love ur hair so much like wowowow ur so pretty !!!

Thank youuuuu
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He told me today that sometimes he wants to punch me, sometimes he loves me. - Mitch Marner regarding John Tavares, October 16, 2018
Wherein Mitch Marner completely fails at pranking John Tavares after his shoving match with Matthew Tkachuk.
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Tyler took his sisters to Ulta. Someone give him an award!
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Alexander Kerfoot: Josty, how do I ask someone out?
Tyson Jost: Well, first you-
JT Compher: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.
Alexander Kerfoot: … And you said yes?
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AUSTON PARKED HIS BUTT IN FRONT OF ME AND I ALMOST DIED
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LUKA HONEY YOU ARE SO ADORABLE
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