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Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

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current goals: say “cool cool cool cool cool” as fast as andy samberg

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someone: u okay?

me: 

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*dumps Gatorade on bae after sex* good game

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Long Car Rides

Other people: uh so boring

Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality

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hooooooooomygod

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do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

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best lines in always sunny history

1. pepe silvia monologue 2. name’s artemis. i got a bleached asshole. 3. stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter 4. your hair looks small 5. can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time 6. everybody’s dying, bitch. let’s get you some fruit. 7. oops, i dropped my monster condom i use for my magnum dong 8. newsflash, asshole, i’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time 9. i do not like it with the skin dee i am not ALLOWED 10. charlie, i do a backflip every day of my life 11. b-b-b-b-bad pussy 12. did you fuck my mom santa claus 13. been there? not physically.

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my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

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do men like…..realize that working out and growing a beard isnt a substitute for a personality

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this is the funniest fucking thing ever