niff-of-crows
niff-of-crows
i thlammed my penith in the car door
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no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
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niff-of-crows · 12 minutes ago
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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1
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niff-of-crows · 30 minutes ago
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apple breaks up fight between two magnets
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niff-of-crows · 31 minutes ago
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I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?
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niff-of-crows · 31 minutes ago
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big shoutout to the handful of blogs who follow me for one specific organism and every time it appears they go hog wild
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niff-of-crows · 44 minutes ago
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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
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niff-of-crows · 51 minutes ago
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why'd the escapees decorate the walls like a Left4Dead level
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niff-of-crows · 53 minutes ago
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yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room
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niff-of-crows · 55 minutes ago
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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
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niff-of-crows · 2 hours ago
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niff-of-crows · 2 hours ago
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I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…
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niff-of-crows · 2 hours ago
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Okay
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well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
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niff-of-crows · 2 hours ago
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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
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