me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]
my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
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Costume. Chitons.
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“Genius is a talent for producing something for which no determinate rule can be given, not a predisposition consisting of a skill for something that can be learned by following some rule or other.”
— Immanuel Kant
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Girl in Black, Egon Schiele
Medium: watercolor,paper
https://www.wikiart.org/en/egon-schiele/girl-in-black-1911
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Blue Nude, Henri Matisse
https://www.wikiart.org/en/henri-matisse/blue-nude-1
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via weheartit
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Tag line: Crunch times
Romina Carrara, Rosario, Argentina
https://rominacarrara.com.ar/obras/minimo-comun-comico/
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Isidro Ferrer
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“And I dream too much and I don’t write enough and I’m trying to find God everywhere.”
— Anis Mojgai, “For Those Who Can Ride in an Airplane For the First Time”
(via wordsnquotes)
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them: why do you always play video games when you’re sad?
me: they’re called consoles for a reason
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