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I'm so confused

Why are there so many posts about the mini cowboy and the mini military dude from night at the museum on my dashboard??

Have I discovered a new fandom? Are they a ship?

Please explain

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Sometimes it doesnt register in my brain that Owen Wilson is a fully grown man, probably taller than me, and not a tiny little mini figure. Yet again, I've never seen him act in anything other than NATM and Cars so he could actually be a small man, who knows.

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Night at the Museum (2006)

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Night at the Museum 2

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feel free to block me

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Ahkmenrah from Night at the Museum is autistic and hates Autism Speaks!

Requested by @authorgirl0131!

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Larry Daley from Night At The Museum hates Autism Speaks!

Requested by @anarchyfangs

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Ahk and his jealousy.

I met this ship recently but it is so cute that my OTP has become without a doubt. I am slowly falling deeper and deeper into Tablet guardians and ... I love to tell the truth.

I love their dynamics and imagine how they would complement each other. In addition, I have an obsession with the Soulmate AU applied to this ship because, ajskaks they are doing perfect! I like to think that Larry's past life met Ahk at some point and they were both lovers. Have you read a fic where Larry is Ahk's servant? is in ao3 and thanks to that fic my love for this AU in Tablet guardians was increased. Read it, just a recomendation.

But leaving aside the aforementioned saying that he was dying to vent, just look at these gifs that I took after finding this video on YouTube with this deleted scene from NATM 3 and... just look at Ahk's face! He is completely jealous! his expression changes from the joy to show Larry an admirable and recognized woman of his time to an expression of annoyance because this woman is looking at Larry in a way ... something deep so to speak, and besides, Larry doesn't seem bothered by The attention just given.

Just poetic gay cinema

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this exchange basically sums up my feelings about travis mcelroy

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You think what you have is love?

No. That is a pathetic, mortal feeling. It will never amount to anything. You have never loved anyone and you never will. Just like everyone else. You are all incapable of love. The one and only love is between two small men. the cowboy and roman general, the blond haired bisexual and the dark haired gay. enemies to lovers. they are perfect. 

Jedediah and Octavius, the two tiny boys from the night at the museum. 

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*bangs fist on the table* I demand gender swapped jedtavius please if you want to draw it thank you for your time

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Rami in the beginning of the decade:

Rami by the end of the decade:

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I love iiiiit

aaa you should draw more Jedediah x Octavius stuff!! It’s so cute!!

;-)

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Reblog if you think aces and aros are part of the lgbt+

Trying to prove a point

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This is so cute

a blurb for taking Ahkmenrah skating at Rockefeller Center?

Ahkmenrah would find the concept of skating so incredibly strange

he just couldn’t wrap his head around why a bunch of people would want to go outside, put on shoes with knives on the bottom, and waddle around on frozen water???

like what kind of weird idea was that

often when you’d go to visit, Ahk would voice his opinion multiple times about his views on skating

“it just seems so… pointless to me, Y/N. Water is for swimming, not… walking. Not even the gods were capable of that.”

like he seriously won’t shut up about it

and you have a suspicion he secretly wants to try it, even though he’s trying to act all high and mighty about it

you decide to take him after he tells you how much he doesn’t understand the concept of skating for what was probably the twentieth time in under three hours

“Okay, Ahk – go grab a coat from the gift shop, we’re heading out.”

he stares at the skates you give him with the most bewildered expression

“you mean… you stand on these?”

he can’t get over the fact that there are knIVES ON THE BOTTOM OF THESE SHOES

“they’re not knives, Ahk. It’s not so bad, I promise!”

you take his hand and lead him to the ice

but just as you step onto it, he grips your hand super tightly

he’s practically got you in a vice grip

“you okay?” you ask, laughing a little as his eyes grew wide at the sudden lack of friction from the ice

all Ahk could do was swallow nervously and nod, his eyes following all the people who were darting by much faster than they initially seemed to

“…do we have to match their pace?”

you glided over to Ahk and wrapped your arms around him in a reassuring hug

which caused him to stumble and almost take the two of you down

“don’t worry,” you laughed. “we’ll take it slow, I promise.”

moving at literal Turtle Speed with Ahk

he couldn’t get the hand of actually gliding his feet

so he just kept awkwardly stepping along the ice as if he had a really uncomfortable underwear wedgie or something 

he reminded you of the most adorable baby giraffe

you tried telling him to not move his feet, and you’d pull him along, but that also ended in disaster

you tugged his arm a little too hard when he was behind you, causing him to come catapulting forward

you couldn’t move out of the way fast enough, despite Ahk’s half laugh-half yelp for you to looK OUT

your first (and probably last) skating outing ended with the two of you sprawled together on the ice, eyes wide and laughing from the shock of everything

“…want to go for a walk instead?”

“By Amun, Y/N, I thought you’d never ask.”

it also happened to be the first time Ahk had seen the giant Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center

upon seeing the look of absolute wonder on his face, you decided to buy yourselves hot chocolate and sit for a while, just admiring all the Christmas decorations surrounding the two of you

“Y/N?”

“Yes, Ahk?”

“I don’t believe I want to skate ever again.”

you let out a laugh as Ahk shook his head, remembering the disaster that occurred only an hour ago

“At least you can say you tried it! Did you still have fun?”

In response, Ahk pulled you in for a soft kiss

he tasted like hot chocolate and your heart soARED

“I had the most wonderful time. And… Y/N?”

“Hmm?”

“Next time we go out, let’s go for more of these drinks. I believe I might have found something better than Cheetos.”

hot chocolate is like crack for Ahkmenrah and you can’t change my mind