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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
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yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better
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"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever
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RIP Kurt you would’ve hated the 21st century </3
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im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses
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i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.
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04/26/2009
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¿Los gatos flotan?
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