nightattheharem

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im going to use the magic of the tablet to try and bring this blog back to life

i will start with the best character

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larry: so yeah im larr-

teddy: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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larry: (does literally anything)

exhibits: ohhh. ohHHHH OHNMHO HOLY YY SHISTTT! HOLY SHIT. OH my god. OH MY god. holy shit. oh my sweet mama. ohh my goD DO THAT AGAIN

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(rises from my grave) i live

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the plot of every natm movie ever

larry: hoe dont do it

villain: (steals the tablet)

larry: oh my god

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the exhibits have probably all pissed larry off at least once tho. half the time they probably dont even realize it until larry specifically says "im mad at you" at which point they probably go "WHAT??? WHAT'D I DO"

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i feel so bad for not drawing anything for this blog in a while IM SORRY PLS BEAR WITH ME

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did you all know that in history, when teddy was giving a speech, he literally got shot in the middle of it and didn't leave the stage until he finished the fucking speech this is the man larry needs

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literally do not follow this blog if ya dont like seeing me yell at natm 3 lmao thats gonna happen a lot

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me like a month ago: fuck natm 3

me now: fuck natm 3

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"not all men" you're right. larry daley would never do something like this

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teddy: (looks out the window at the end of natm 2)

(amelia and larry are smoochin)

teddy: ive been trying for months and this lady gets him in like one night what the fuck is this

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mcphee: give me one good reason why i should let you keep being the night guard.

larry: look at my swag (snaps fingers, entire museum instantly comes to life and rushes to his side)

mcphee: holy shit

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nicky asks the exhibits if they wanna watch a new dvd he got with him and his dad, they eagerly say yes to the chance of getting closer with larry

nicks like "cool" and he takes out the spongebob movie like "hope you enjoy"

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I'm not following you right now because of potential natm3 spoilers but the moment I see the movie you can bet your ass i'm following you.

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night at the museum is not just a "dumb comedy for children" and i will fight anyone who says otherwise

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Do the occ allowed magic anon or no magic anon ?

this isnt rly an rp blog but i'll accept magic anons anyway omg