every time i see two white boys on here i know thats they might be giants
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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator
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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors
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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:
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the hawks
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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside
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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao
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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off
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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM
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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys
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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes
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some of us dont even have eyes!
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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.
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what breed of dog op
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poodle? does it matter?
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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days
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man come on
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“Didn’t notice what the box said til I saw him in it”
(Source)
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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it
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I was talking to my roommate about ace attorney and they just go “Oh yeah Phoenix Wright and Miles Left”
Yeah man you got it
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I still need to read the Illiad /-\;
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in the first game i cross-examined a parrot, your honor. it is far too late to be developing a sense of self respect. this is a court for perverts.
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I love the incredibly fair and functional justice system in Ace Attorney
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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last
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