You and your partner need to sit down and figure out what's cheating, what's hurtful, what's disrespectful and also what's needed for a good and healthy relationship for you as a couple because these things are not universal and you can't just assume you share the same definition
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For the longest time, when people would say "Cryptocurrency," this is what I'd imagine.
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
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a lot of the people you guys are calling narcissists could easily be replaced with the word “asshole”
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lmao.
*tucks you in*
*gives you a glass of water*
lmfao.
*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*
*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*
goodnight.
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Victorian ruby perfume bottle available on etsy.
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Philippine Frogmouth (Batrachostomus septimus) parents with chick, family Podargidae, order Podargiformes, Sierra Madre, Rizal, Philippines
photograph by Mhark Gee
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she killed this little textile moment frankly i'm so sick of that horrible family never supporting or encouraging her
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he’s tryna give out his wisdom
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vintage phone
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YORK CAN READ?? (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
Bonus:
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You know what. Fuck you.
*unhallows your ween*
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i like when things are bad in an interesting way compared to good in a boring way. Creativity with a lack of technical skill is where the Good Shit happens.
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