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did you ever watch so many European shows when you were little that you:

1. Developed an accent

and/or

2. Started not typing in American

like….. colour…

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@hostofthepersever @leekandpotatosoop

(cough)

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I think they'll be fine saying that.

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The level of whimsy in my life is not enough.

It really isn’t…

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num num num num num

get ated

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor

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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

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Set off my whole body

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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LMFAO

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…host… ..we should work on your burnout … 😨💕

walking the thin line of having a breakdown or becoming numb

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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IM IN LOVE WITH THIS PICREW

(but there’s no denim overallsssss…)

YIPPIEEE !!

@leekandpotatosoop @beatricemedrano

@anyoneelsebecauseIsuddenlyforgotmyfriends’ users

PICREW TAG GAME!!!

use this picrew maker, and tag your moots!

Me!! It looks quite close to me in irl :3

no pressure tags!:

@whatonearthisgoingon @mrecury42 @mochamoony @yes-ofc-i-bite @acelovesremuslupin @notthesodaa @theheightsarewuthering