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lmfao who put this cat in heeeeere i love it

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Do you ever think about how insane the commander must be to everyone you meet?

I was running around ember bay collecting Mursaat tokens when I jumped into one of those ley line glider things and like that is a literal stream of poison if you run into the ley line stream at a failed ley line anomaly event the screen starts blacking out like your characters had so much to drink they’re going blind and there are quite a few enemy’s who deal ley line/raw magic damage as a mechanic because its just so poisonous to normal people.

And the commander just yeets themselves into that like it’s their own personal lazy river at the local waterpark because you want to get around the island a little bit faster than walking.

Talking to the creature autopsy expert near the renown heart at the observation outpost is also wild because like, apparently it took eight of them to kill one destroyer troll hopped up on another dragons magic and the Commander just shows up and slaughters a couple hundred before fucking off to do some other insane shit like look for a stone dwarfs missing thumb so the island doesn’t explode and kill everybody

Which, again, you can do the aforementioned fucking off by jumping into a stream of floating magical poison and depending on your glider skin and canon maybe all you’re doing that with is a bundle of twigs and fabric.

Meeting the Commander must be a goddamn nightmare.

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Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner

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hey im sorry but your boyfriend fell into the grip of a dragon after a selfless act of sacrifice. yeah we cant get him out of there. pretty sure he's becoming the dragon. sorry yeah we'll put a statue of him in the grove for you

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My new favourite skyscale. 💚🐍

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gw2 people introducing their norn, sylvari, human & charr ocs: meet my newest gorgeous child! hope you enjoy! (◕ᴗ◕✿)

gw2 people introducing their asura ocs: here's the bastard. please do not hesitate to throw them out a 3rd floor window head first.

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Defenders of Tyria!  When Zhaitan rose from slumber, the dragon found a long-dead nation and claimed it. The dragon expected the rest of Tyria to be as easily conquered. But we live, and we breathe, and we fight! All races, all orders, and all paths of life stand against Zhaitan.  The dragon is a fearsome enemy. It wants nothing more than to paralyze us with doubt.  But I tell you this—we are not afraid! We will never kneel!

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Exciting news!

I know a lot of people will be happy to have the chance to explore the old Lion's Arch (not Old Lion's Arch, which is in the harbour, but you know, good ol' rustic pirate LA).

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Fizz is so cute and I’m still so happy with her design <3

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Hey, just a head’s up - skaald-of-the-hearth-fires is an alt of commandertiffany, who has gone on record saying ableist, racist, and transphobic things

duly noted, thanks for the heads up

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Have I mentioned how much I adore that some hero points you can get by just... listening to a story? Like to that priory scholar who talks about Malchor, or the quaggan who tells you the story of how they had to flee.

The idea that you can grow more powerful from just listening to others. Chef's kiss.

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Commander Prompt;

What is the very first thing your Commander character does immediately post-End of Dragons?

Where do they go? Do they visit anyone?

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The cutest little Reaper!

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Nothing anet adds to this game will be as scary to me as Pocket Raptors

That time I rounded a corner to see a pack winning against a vinetooth is seared into my brain

The fear from early HoT has never left me, yes they're cute, yes I want one as a pet, but if I see anything move in the jungle that's ankle height I will start screaming

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i imagine sylvai getting tattoos by carving patterns into their hard skin. some prefer to paint their leaves, some use knives to cut deep scars. some may even use inlays of different woods, mixing colors, and developing new textures.