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men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

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personally i feel less like i am possessing kris and more like i am being held hostage and made to do all the hard parts they don't feel like doing

telling ralsei they'll take berdly to the festival is my reward for getting tossed into cages and closets all the time

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cop pulls me over little does he know my drivers license is written in elf hieroglyphics & blinds anyone who reads it

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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happy pride month from rainbow dash! [ych open!]

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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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Astro Boy (2003) S1E50 'The Final Battle' & how’s that house that raised you? by @dogrotpdf

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