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Abandoned Church, South Central LA [3629x5444]

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In the landscape of extinction, precision is next to godliness.

Samuel Beckett https://openquotes.github.io/authors/samuel-beckett-quotes/#8efe92cd (via abandonedandurbex)

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There are horrible people who, instead of solving a problem, tangle it up and make it harder to solve for anyone who wants to deal with it. Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.

Friedrich Nietzsche https://openquotes.github.io/authors/friedrich-nietzsche-quotes/#8513fbc5 (via abandonedandurbex)

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BANKSY

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Banksy

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Things that are technically “Addams Family” canon whether we like it or not

The Family owns Central Park and sometimes lives there

We have seen a canon!Female Pugsley

Pugsley’s first word was “Help”, after Wednesday threw him down a trapdoor

Gomez went to Law School and actually somehow passed and also doesn’t know what the fifth amendment is

Morticia was in an arranged marriage to some guy but Lurch accidentally caused his death via toothpick so

Lurch has both a mother and a father and at least one of them built him

Wednesday was once stalked by a cat

At one point the Family had to hold a seance to bring Pugsley back to their plane of existence but stopped halfway through to play Charades with Thing

Morticia’s Mother was the Wicked Witch of the West

Grandmama had a brother named Jester who liked to play pranks

Gomez can be hypnotized by the sound of a bugle

Fester somehow had a baby with the Moon

Pugsley once wanted a job at the bank so he tunneled into their vaults and started counting money for them

The Addams Family have actually met the Scooby Doo Gang; they housekept for them while Gomez and Morticia were on another honeymoon

Speaking of which they canonically have had at least 32 honeymoons

They also banged during a hurricane definitely more than once

Grandmama has a Drug Cart

Wednesday taught Lurch how to dance at least twice

The Addams Family have an Alligator that has changed genders at least once and though that was probably more of a continuity error than anything I don’t care I love the Genderfluid Alligator™

Pugsley knows how to drive

At one point Gomez was voiced by Scrappy Doo

When Pugsley turns “Normal” he becomes an Underwear Intern

Wednesday has set fire to the Jehovah’s Witnesses and also a Camp but we all knew about that

Grandmama ran a Psychic Hotline

There’s a very good chance that Pugsley hatched out of something

Wednesday once had a crush on a boy so she tried to guillotine him

MORTICIA AND GOMEZ HAD TWO MORE CHILDREN AFTER WEDNESDAY AND PUGSLEY AND NAMED THEM WEDNESDAY II AND PUGSLEY II

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Banksy

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PSA of the Day

JD-

Year of the Rooster, so make sure to remember to put Sriracha sauce on everything.

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Gymnasium of the abandoned Sleighton Farm School, Pennsylvania [2977x1985]

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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Members and Oaths of the Gatewatch

Gideon Jura

“I have seen civilization fall, when the Eldrazi destroyed Sea Gate, they threatened all I believe. The people of Zendikar—my whole army—were nothing more than stinging flies in their path. Never again. Not just the Eldrazi, and not just Zendikar. This I swear: For Sea Gate, for Zendikar and all its people, for justice and peace, I will keep watch. And when any new danger arises to threaten the Multiverse, I will be there, with you three beside me.“

Nissa Revane

“I have seen a world laid waste, as the Eldrazi sweep over Zendikar, the land is reduced to dust and ash. Left unchecked, they will consume it and everything on it. Never again, for Zendikar and the life it nurtures, for the life of every plane, I will keep watch.”

Jace Beleren

“I have seen a greater danger than I could have imagined. The Eldrazi don’t threaten just Zendikar. If we leave here, if we leave them alone, they could consume plane after plane until even Ravnica is laid waste. At this moment, Emrakul could be drifting through the Blind Eternities, looking for another plane to devour. Never again. For the sake of the Multiverse, I will keep watch.“

Chandra Nalaar

“Every world has its tyrants, following their own desires with no concern for the people they step on. They’re no different from the Eldrazi. So I’ll say it: never again. If it means that people can live in freedom, yeah, I’ll keep watch. With you.”

Liliana Vess

“I see that together we’re more powerful than we are alone. If that means I can do what needs to be done without relying on the Chain Veil, then I’ll keep watch. Happy now?”

Ajani Goldmane

“I have seen tyrants, whose ambitions knew no limits. Creatures who styled themselves gods, or praetors, or consuls, but thought only of their own desires, not of those they ruled. Whole populations deceived. Civilizations plunged into war. People who were simply trying to live…made to suffer. To…to die. Never again, until all have found their place, I will keep watch.“

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you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”