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able sisters was selling magical girl dresses so i proceeded to buy one of every color and run around my island getting my girls to change into them. best decision ever!

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Some villager doodles! I was so lucky with my starter duo, I love them both… also invited Marcie over! I never had kangaroos before because I find the babies a bit weird, but I love their silly moomin faces!! and I mean look at Marcies cute lil apron how could I say no?

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god i love kyle so fucking much

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I actually sketched this months ago and forced myself to finish it today.

Idk, I'd like to be able to finish a comic in an hour or less but I'm so slow. I try to cut corners to speed things up but then I hate the lack of polish.

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i already have reneigh. when i have kyle animal crossing my village will be complete. i dont give a shit who else is there. i love redd and reneigh and kyle and the able sisters and grace and kicks only

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Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

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apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

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wait is that onision’s actual tumblr? im going to lose my mind. i hate the internet.

how does a pregnancy fetish even start

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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

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This is what Native American fashion looks like without the cultural appropriation

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