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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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Thinkin about a vampire au

Translations

- damned bastard

- do you understand?

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before june ended i wanted to also say:

happy tenth birthday to dirty paws!

it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺

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i think about them stealing hardwons shirts too much, i had to get it out of my system

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inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

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Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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had a great time tuning into the drawfee vapridety hour charity stream today!!!

here's the doodles i did during stream to document some of my favorite moments, and a sketch i may or may not finish of karina and spencer being dubious lawyers :)

huge thank you drawfee for the amazing stream and their continued outspoken support of the lgbtq+ community, not just through their words, but also through their actions <3

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Happy Pride

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as the va-pride-ety hour winds down, I offer you all one of my favorite moments from the stream (shortly behind karina desperately trying to ask yes or no questions while blindfolded)

donation link for those who didn't get a chance to during stream⤵️

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"We don't often think about cycles of kindness" thank you Jenna. I needed that