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𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄

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a/n: soz it takes awhile to get to the point mb.

It started off with you chatting with Clever Bot, innocent enough. You’d ask it random questions, it would ask you random questions. That went on for a few weeks.

Until the questions started getting more personal.

Asking you how your friends party was, or if you were okay after nicking your finger with the knife while chopping strawberries.

The bot even started calling you by your name, which you definitely hadn’t told it...

But in return it told you it’s name!!

He was called BEN.

That’s when you stopped using the site all together, not wanting to put up with the total bullshit this bot was putting you through.

Until the site started randomly popping up while you were using your devices, his messages it was sending you getting more condescending.

That’s the night he finally showed his face to you.

You were sitting on your apartments couch, watching some shit horror movie. When the screen started to get all glitchy.

That’s when the hand popped out.

ANYWAYS!!

Now you have this random dude in your apartment, and he’s messing around with everything he can get his hands on.

Saying shit like-

“It’s cool being in your room and not just seeing it through your laptop.”

Creepy… he’s very creepy.

Even though he doesn’t mean to be (most of the time…)

Oh well.

He lives with you now.

Well, he likes to think he does, it’s not exactly official.

He just eats your food, sleeps on your couch, plays your video games.

And you being… oddly chill about the whole thing? Icing on the cake.

About 2 months with him crashing at your place, he starts to open up a bit more.

And trust me, he’s an open book.

But the whole drowning thing?

That’s a touchy topic. But he (eventually) opened up about the whole thing.

NOW FINALLY TO THE DATING HEADCANONS.

He’s very flirty.

But his way of flirting is literally so cheesy.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” (He does that anyways)

“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

Reallllll smooth, dude…

He flirts with you so much, that when he was genuinely taking interest and hinting at him liking you as more than friends?

that was difficult.

He dug himself his own grave. (again.)

It all clicked for you one day when you (finally) started noticing the signs that, hey… he didn’t mean that as a joke.

Now it was either you, or the beachy haired goblin that had to make the first REAL MOVE.

So, you finally grew a pair of balls and asked him out.

(He said yeah obviously.)

THE FIRST DATE WAS LITERALLY SO CUTE I’M FROTHING AT THE MOUTH.

like, I want to have a fucking Stardew Valley date. (srsly someone take me on a stardew valley date.)

Matching spider-man and hello kitty pyjama bottoms🔛🔝

Without a doubt he’s a stoner, so you guys get high and talk about the Five Nights at Freddy’s timeline & lore.

He’s obsessed w you.

You two making like rlly bad jokes and full on laughing, no not even laughing, snorting AND cackling w/ each other. (he laughs like Arthur from Arthur’s Christmas😭)

I am 100% convinced he’s named a wolf on Minecraft after you.

Speaking of Minecraft…

He’s a slut for putting your Minecraft beds together. He fr acts like you two don’t share a bed already.

You have to deadass bully him to take a shower. (bcs his just putting on the strongest men’s deodorant doesn’t work)

THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT HE’S LITERALLY OBSESSED W THE HUNGER GAMES.

Like, you two be binge watching that every 2 months.

He teases the shit outta you btw.

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GET CLINGY.

“God, you remind me of Moon Children.” Then he casually leaves the room, leaving you to wonder what tf Moon Children are.

His sleeping schedule is so fucked, that he goes to sleep at like 5AM and wakes up at 3PM. And he gets up from bed a lot during the night to randomly do something.

When he’s sick his voice is glitchy. (AND SOUNDS LIKE BABY JUSTIN BIEBER) What a combo.

He’s one touchy mf.

His hands ALWAYS have to be on you, around your shoulder, on your thigh, anywhere you’re comfortable with. (but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t push his limits.)

He spams you all day long, sending you out dated memes, or just sending videos of cats.

Since I’m running out of ideas I’d say the relationship is a solid 8/10. (abducting two points bcs he pulls the stupidest ‘pranks’)

✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•✯.★*°•.°✯•.★*°°·.•°★•

[nikaizkool]

sorry I’m not posting much I’m not rlly into anything fandom wise and I don’t really do anything now other than bedrot so 🫡

Also I’m kind of dealing with sum stuff rn so if I feel motivated to actually do any of the requests I get I’ll try to post them n stuff

Ite that’s it love you all 🩷

[nikaizkool]

OK BUT dream trying to hit on quackity's s/o and s/o is really uncomfortable (I wanna see how this man be reacting)

He’d actually be either really pissed or chill depending on the person

If it’s one of his friends and he knows their joking then he’s chill with it (until you flirt back)

But if it’s like some random dude or his friends take it to far he’ll stay calm but ask you about it later

[nikaizkool]

What about Quackity with a girlfriend who has had some toxic relationships in the past?

Maybe has date abusing people, or someone much older. Maybe has been cheating on.

If he didn’t know then he’d just be like a normal boyfriend but if he notices any signs he’ll be gentle and give you some time to open up to him

He rarely raises his voice unless it’s him streaming or he’s really stressed, he’ll cuddle you and buy you things if your okay with it ❤️❤️

[nikaizkool]

heyy, I was watching sabrina carpenter opening for the vmas, and I had an idea. what about reader opening for the streamer awards 2024 and cellbit just going insane?? love ur work, xoxo! 💗✨

You’d be standing up there smiling and he’d just be staring at you so proud of you ❤️

After the streamer awards him and the others would all go up to you and celebrate (I feel like he looks like he’d say atta girl)

[nikaizkool]

This is the shit that I’m talking about right here ❤ 

[nikaizkool]

“ Edd may be gone but his world will keep spinning ”

[nikaizkool]

EDDSWORLD BF HCS

Edd- sfw

- He nonstop cuddles you, no matter where. At the mall? Cool sit down and he’s clasping onto your side nuzzling his cheek against your shoulder.

- if he wakes up before you and feels extra boyfriend-e he’ll make you bed in breakfast.

- he gets jealous easily, if your talking to someone who he dosent like he’s gonna be touchy

- he’s normally very independent but depending on his mood he’ll just be super clingy and needy

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Edd- nsfw

- def into pussy/penis worship will nonstop give you head till your actually starting to beg

-very big on aftercare, wants you to have the best experience possible with you still being his princess/prince he can take care of.

- he’s a tits guy for sure.

Tom- sfw

- he’s honestly kind of a dick but all you had to do was humble him and he was head over heels for you

- honestly really clingy when it’s just you two he’ll literally be cuddling you and as soon as someone walks in he’s on the other side of the room whistling and reading a magazine

- he’ll do all your errands for you and chores as a thank you for being his partner

Tom- nsfw

- he def has a breeding kink, him being half monster and all he needs to mate and shit

- an absolute god when it comes to giving head.

- he’s also a tits guy

Matt- sfw

- he surprisingly gets jealous really easily and gets really upset when you only call him “handsome” instead of “incredibly handsome”

- he’s honestly such a yapper, he’ll talk nonstop for hours about his novelty toy collection and all of the things he’s got from his and the gangs adventures

- honestly not that clingy unless you want him to be, you have to ask him to hug you.

Matt- nsfw

- he likes to record and jerk off to it later

- you will have this man in a chokehold if you praise him, lord

- mirror sex or sex in unusual places >

- also a tits guy “their like little pillows”

Tord- sfw

- does anything you want to make you happy, gives you money, takes you shopping, whatever makes you happy

- lays his head on your stomach and loves when you play with his hair

- literally loves when you kiss his scarred face

Tord- nsfw

- he loves biting you and he’s like mad possessive

- if he gets jealous he takes it out on you in bed “yeah, could __ make you feel this good?”

- literally is such a sadist, look it up. Prepare for some fucked up shi man 😭

[nikaizkool]

Ok I have been avoiding asks and stuff but you can’t blame me

I jus have no inspiration that being said I will post hcs of diff fandoms

[nikaizkool]

if you don’t want people liking your old Wilbur posts delete them!! hope this helps

There’s so many 😭😭😭 I’ll try to delete rhejm tho

Also that’s kinda crazy

[nikaizkool]

Blocking anyone who’s currently liking my old Wilbur posts cuz what’s wrong w you

[nikaizkool]

me when i see fanart of pre-legacy tord in the eddsworld tag

[nikaizkool]

Playlists !! B3

(WARNING!! IF YOU GO TO MY ACCOUNT PLEASE IFNORE THE OLDER PLAYLISTS I WAS JUS A LIL BABY)

Tomska, weeble, parry gripp, raised by internet vibes

Emo, punk, country, pop, metal, cartoon bops, literally anything and everything

Country.

emo, rock, punk, black metal

Ayesha, rebzyyx vibes

Emo, rock, punk, metal, pop, 2017 glmm! Literally anything you can think of

Most playlists are throwaways so do w that info wat u will😪

[nikaizkool]

That's canon

Change my mind

[nikaizkool]

Me two years ago would be pissing my pants Jesus, I still support chuckle trio and q but holay molay I wouldn’t be surprised if sapnap was next 😭🙏 first dream then Wilbur then George and honestly I feel like most people left the dsmp fandom mid 2022-early 2023 and honestly I’m not surprised, not a lot of people cared for the lore and most people only cared abt lmanburg 😭😭😭

anyways stay safe don’t answer if a Mcyt mssgs you 😭🙏

[nikaizkool]

Spreen with a s/o that is absolutely caked up?👀

Just expect to be walking and then just absolutely being triple k.od by his gah dam hand slapping your ass so hard. The recoil on dat shit is crazy too so he just absolutely looses it

you wear a thong and leggings? He’s down bad, acc scratch that, jus the thong and LAWD he’s on his knees for you

sorry this was short pooks 😭

[nikaizkool]

lemme go home