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unfortunate news but i still love johnlock 

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Clowning on a sandsvendor post is forbidden but I wanna say that I recognized the illustrations from the voynich manuscript immedeately

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what if i was a tiny animal and i went to bed in an empty tin of sardines. what then

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july 18 ✨

there is something so weirdly comforting and poetic about escaping to urban places - disappearing among small crowds of people, snoozing on the subway, and shuffling around and pretedning like you have somewhere important to be.

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ok if ghosts (consciousness without body) and robots (body without consciousness) are essentially opposites why do i feel like they r the same

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I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

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the trio

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Black Sails // Hymn to a Landlocked God, Meg Day // The Secret of Roan Inish

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had a dream that I was a jester and that the newest addition to the royal menagerie was a really big snake. the snake really, really wanted to eat me, but no one would do anything about it because “nothing personal, but it would be kind of funny if the jester got eaten by a big snake” and even my friends and partner (who ran the menagerie) agreed with that sentiment. the snake later ate my kneecap.

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i need to put a slice of moon in my mouth like a cold fruit

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

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Actually all men have gay voice and straight guys just purposely lower it

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i think we can boil soulmates as a concept down to “i know how to help you now— find me in the future!” and “there you are sweetheart, sorry i’m late. i was looking everywhere for you.”

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finished this wangji…….. 

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[Description: A typeset headline reading “First Comes the Pandemic Divorce, Then the “Tits Out” Summer.”]

The $8 I spent on that subscription to Vanity Fair just paid for itself with this headline.

The article is actually super interesting and focused on women who discovered their relationships sucked and/or their men were of the “throw out the whole man” variety during the pandemic, and also how a significant proportion of those women are now in relationships with other women.