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african peach moth (egybolis vaillantina) | coppensb on ig

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My mistress is a bumbling idiot. She’s been seeing a suitor who intends to buy her hand in marriage from her father, but she’s told me quite clearly that she doesn’t think this man is right. As her devoted maid, I cannot let her be wed off to some scoundrel like him. But all my efforts to save her from him have been foiled by her clumsiness. When I brought the tray to them with the poisoned teacup closer to him, in a breach of etiquette she reached for the far teacup and took the poison for herself. When I poisoned his wine, her ring got caught on the tablecloth and knocked over his glass. When I set up the armoire to fall and crush him, she tripped on the rug and made it go off too early. Once I even rigged one of the chandeliers to fall on his spot, and right before it did she violated table manners, got up, grabbed his wrist, and dragged him to the window because she “thought she saw a stag outside.” A stag?! There weren’t even any woods visible from that window! And after all these foiled attempts she has the audacity to complain to me that marrying this man will ruin her life. As if seeing her with any man wouldn’t ruin mine!

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Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

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"fetishes are innate" is a predictable outcome of the "born this way" narrative but it is also very very funny. Being into sonic inflation is something you're born with

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I forgor to post about this pin

The Gynandromorphic Angel Beetle is now available in my store!

This was a guest design from the Pride Angels campaign led by @ultrainfinitepit that I had the wonderful opportunity to be part of.

For pride month I would also like to get an alt colourway for it using the nonbinary flag.

What is Gynandromorphism? It is when an insect displays both male and female characteristincs, split right down the center of the body. A very unique yet natural phenomenon in the wild!

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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Finally some good fucking news

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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@stephanidftba

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William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)

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