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I really hope people who have never heard of scum villain stumble upon the donghua on Crunchyroll and are like "this show fucking sucks and is ugly. How many fans does this have??" and then they go on AO3 and find all the lactation and unbirthing kink fics

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Using a butter knife so I can commune more closely with god's most sacred animal (bagel inside of a toaster)

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Anyone with a vag knows what I'm talking about but I fucking love when you wake them up and they look so tired and out of it and they just look weird its so fucking funny

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“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

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Hello bisexual community

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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

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He heard Shang Qinghua call Binghe his son ONCE and ran with his own conclusions

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I have no doubt in my mind that if Shen Jiu asked, Yue Qi would stick his dick in molten sugar so Shen Jiu could eat it like tanghulu

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You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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More male characters should be blushy and easily flustered. This would improve the world (for me, specifically)

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Xie Lian is incredibly distracted during their sparring session

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environmental storytelling

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The only time Shen Jiu ever stood up for Yue Qi after they joined the sect was when they were disciples and someone said it made sense that a fat fuck sword would bond with someone with such fat fuck eyebrows.