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Gotta wipe off the make up before bed!!

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Peak Lord SY au I forgot to post on here (sorry TOT) Here's some wips!!

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There are a lot of plausible ways that things could go if Shen Yuan met Shen Jiu when they're both grown adults, but for my money the funniest is if they just immediately start trying to maim each other.

Shen Yuan is wondering if there's some sort of mandate of the "if you meet your double you have to kill him" style in effect, but no. It's just that he's still way more pissed off about the child abuse against Binghe than he realizes, while Shen Jiu's reaction to seeing anyone who reminds him of himself is to try and destroy them. There's not a lot of thinking or finesse involved, so they basically go from zero to "rolling in the dirt trying to claw each other's eyes out" with no warning.

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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hand-cranked vibrator

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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silly seals from outer space

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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My absolute favorite headcanon for Shen Yuan is him being a vocaloid fan. I've seen/read SO MANY fanarts/posts including Miku. Ex: fanart of him before transmigrating with a poster or body pillow of her. Also Luo Binghe being jealous of her. I'm glad so much of us are on the same page about that lol

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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this is actually request 88 but i know you guys liked it last time so i wanted to show you... more parent moshang to baby song lan... the request was for sqh (or mbj) doing fatherly things with song lan, and i initially thought of the baseball joke but then wanted to get a little more tender, so... ice fishing and napping were added!