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ok, so this is like the first thing I put on the internet, like ever.

but in june 15th Night Vale will be 13 years old. We have to celebrete!!!! so on june 15th post all your Night Vale art, fanfics or general posts you have with the tag #Night vale bar mitzvah

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I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

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i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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ONLYFRANZ

this painting came to me in a dream

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Meanwhile, somewhere else in Night Vale:

Happy Pride to the original gay podcast people

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Yeah that tracks

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I’m locked the fuck in I swear…

*opens tumblr*

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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welcome to night vale au in which night vale is just like. in manitoba

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Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

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The monthly routine yk how it goes

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Michael Shelley but for whatever reason, he didn’t get eaten by the spiral and has to continue working for the Magnus Institute 🙃

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Because it was inevitable - now we are a more fully fledged fandom, outrageous shipping and slash fic

apparently to be a proper fandom we need to start outrageous ships.

So just saying:

I ship King Cole and Jonny D’ville, two old, cantankerous people who like betraying people (airlocks Jonny? and weddings King Cole?). They are a match made in hell and nothing in the Verse will stop be sailing that ship across the high Tumblr Seas.