I am full of spite. Fear me mortals, as this cantankerous witch is not one to be trifled with, mwahahaha!
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Broly has the best puppy dog eyes out of any fictional character

change 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 mind 👏🏻
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Ok no- I NEED more of this au where Tom literally pulls a Wanda and goes after an alternate version of his boyfriend, like that shit's juicy.
I wanna call it something hilarious that matches to 'YEET AU' because that amuses me and right now am stuck on 'yearn explosively, expect trouble' because it does sum up the AU quite neatly BUT ANYWAY -
I'm debating how off-the-walls crazy I want Tom to be in this one, because on one hand he's Tom, but on the other I want his craziness to come across as almost reasonable??
Like, he's a Tom that was in love (which is a terrifying notion already), and au!Harry was his tether that kept him largely in line. He was devoted to Harry, and is self-aware enough to recognise that he's slipping into something self-destructive without a Harry to ground him.
Regaining his Harry is out of the question (something something, permanent death, something, Harry's soul is gone, no reviving possible, something something), so out of self-preservation, Tom yeets himself into another world to see if he can get a new Harry.
Luck or chance lands him in a canon-aligned world where Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort are enemies, so Tom is like "perfect, just need to kill my other self because there can only be one, and then woo Harry into putting up with me".
Tom concocts a plan to pass himself off as his alternate self's son, worms his way into speaking one-on-one to Harry, and begins step one - endearing himself.
Harry, fresh from another hellish year and on the verge of breaking from sorrow and loss, is maybe not as disbelieving as he should be when Tom Riddle pops up, claiming to be from another world and wants to help him take out Voldemort. He's angry, he's hurting and no one will tell him anything. Sure, he knows this Riddle is manipulating him and wants something, but he's also the only person that apparently is ready and willing to just...fix things?
He shows up on Harry's doorstep with a plan already in the works. Has apparently spent most of the summer studying his alternate self and gathering information - and he shares it all with Harry without making him jump through hoops or through cryptic messages. Riddle tells him about horcruxes, about how to kill them, that Harry himself is one, but not to worry because "I have a plan for that too".
And it's so mind-blowing to Harry that someone looks at him and immediately goes "you are directly impacted by all these things and therefore have a right to know all these secrets and I trust you to be able to handle it."
It makes him far more willing to work with Riddle.
Tom, on his part, is mentally high-fiving himself for making the good call to be completely honest with Harry. It's doing him massive favours.
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broke: saiyans dont have empathy except for vegeta because hes special
woke: goku, gine, and vegeta were clearly capable of empathy and its really not fair to say “they were exceptions” since they’re the only ones we know for sure did. its much more interesting to think about “saiyans aren’t empathetic bc they’re warriors” as a toxic societal pressure that comes from a culture of aggression and war; empathy is looked down upon as a weakness, which opens a gateway to different perspectives on why gine was kicked off of bardock’s team, or why raditz was considered “weak”. It also makes room for deeper, more developed characterizations of saiyan characters.
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I added trunks to that last doodle and uuhhhh.. wasted a buncha time
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There was a redraw thing on twitter(redrawing the image below) that actually seemed fun :] I def didn't get the same energy but I like it :>

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“I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn’t deserve.”
— Unknown
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Whelp, hello everyone.
I am, indeed, quite alive. Stressed, depressed, and foaming at the mouth, but alive.
I have had a couple of very stressful and active months. Between a breakup, moving back to my parents' house, trying to find a place (still ongoing, what with me being alone with a child, no new job yet and an energy crisis), trying to find a new job and being in the middle of a custody battle with my jerk of an ex, let's say I've not had much time to do anything.
But I'm here now, and will probably work on my Saiyan deity post... I have to reread all I put in it, organize the info and put it in form, and then I'll finally be able to share it with everyone.
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We've seen That's my Bulma plenty of times, so how about That's my Vegeta for a change.. because there is no way Vegeta and Bulma wouldn't be violently protective of each other
Bulma's a genius and a mechanic, she built a time machine- she can surely come up with something that can even make supervillains hurt like HELL. Let her be the queen she is, I want to see BULMA FIGHT MAKE IT HAPPEN
#Yes please#reminds me of an amazing fic I read a while ago#don't remember in which exactly I read this#because I was reading a bunch of VegeBul at the time lol#but yeah#Vegeta was both turned on and kind of scared thinking about how Bulma could rule the universe if she wanted to#it's a mood
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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
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i support women in STEM (Scary experiments, Time loops, Existential dilemmas, Madness)
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Started this as a Team Rocket Rosé joke and ended up putting more effort than I intended..
C'mon Toei there's gotta be somewhere in the Dragonball Multiverse where Goku Black and Vegeta Black work as Team Rosé- and of course these narcisstic idiots will have their own catchphrase.. I demand to see that
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
#not an english native#so my accent is a mess#it's a bit RP#a bit American#but also quite a bit French#lol
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Hm, hello, this is a no-brainer: I will ALWAYS choose bread, thank you very much.
This also works for my lactose intolerance, though. I DREAM of being able to eat my cheese (my addiction will never go away, thank you very much) without having horrible, terrible, very bad consequences on my poor digestive system (I'm being dramatic, because it will not put me in dangerous waters health-wise, but it's still painful and uncomfortable)
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
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