Cabinet Battle #1: "Why can't the debates be like this?"
Take A Break: "....where the fuck is Peggy?!"
Say No To This: "That God damn note what in the shit?!"
The Room Where It Happens: "So is Burr like, the person who tries too hard to be cool? Also there was three so what does he mean he arranged the seating?"
Schuyler Defeated: "Why do half these songs start the same?"
Cabinet Battle #2: "Fourth wall break!"
"What?"
"They mentioned Lafeyette! Fourth wall break!"
"Mom, same actor, different character. Lafayette and Thomas knew each other."
"Not important."
Washington On Your Side: "I've never been so ready to drop kick someone."
*Casually scoots away*
One Last Time: "Alex has such daddy issues..."
I Know Him: "I had actually forgotten about the King..."
"How?"
"I don't know! I thought he died!"
The Adams Administration: "This song is so short."
"It's not the full bit."
"What?"
*plays full one*
"Alex has a lot of anger issues."
We Know: "Wait - why do Jefferson and Alex hate each other so much? Is that sexual tension?"
"Mom..."
Hurricane: "You know I was in a hurricane once..."
The Reynolds Pamphlet: "Wait why do the three sound shocked? They already knew! They read it as if they hadn't!"
Burn: "Hello tears I forgot about you..."
Blow Us All Away: "I forgot they had kids...wait wasn't he just nine?"
Stay Alive (Reprise): "My God...you ever try and take a gun to fight someone and I may just kill you."
"That is /not/ the point of this song."
It's Quiet Uptown: *she just refuses to stop hugging me*
"Mom...please..."
"Shhh let me show my love..."
"Mom your tears are in my hair!"
The Election Of 1800: "What the shit?! Stop having depressing songs then a fun one!"
"Please let go of me..."
Your Obedient Servant: "This is so passive aggressive..."
Best Of Wives And Best Of Women: "This sounds so cute but...it's so sad?"
"Have you learned nothing throughout this?"
"...I want to hate it. I can't."
The World Was Wide Enough: "He...does know when people get older they need glasses right? Glasses don't mean murder. Otherwise you and your four eyes would be killing every day!"
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: "That's Washington! I recognize that voice! It's so deep and sexy!"
Hamilton: Is this that musical that has made you obsessed with dead people?
Aaron Burr, Sir: If someone started rhyming my name I would leave. It's so annoying.
My Shot: Okay they asked who he was - this - this is not the answer to their question. Oh wait now he's spelling his name - YOU KNOW IN THIS TIME MANY PEOPLE WERE ILLITERATE!
The Story Of Tonight: Okay so here's drunk dudes being pals and so not flirting with each other.
The Schuyler Sisters: AND PEGGY IS MY NEW MOTTO!
Farmer Refuted: You said this was the High School Musical dude right? (Me: Yeah.) STICK TO THE STATUS QUO ALEXANDER!
You'll Be Back: Okay George whichever shut up and let America rebel. Rebellion is good - *turns to me* That being said ever start to rebel and you'll be grounded till you die.
Right Hand Man: Burr got BURR-NED! Get it? Cause Burr. Burrned. It's funny you're just being stupid.
A Winter's Ball: Didn't we already listen to - oh wait no this is different.
Helpless: Oh God I hope girls don't act like this. *I give him a confused/dirty look* I mean you should make a boy beg for you not fall at his knees. You should make him helpless.
Satisfied: This song is just....*exploding hand moves and noise*....Feelings.
The Story of Tonight (Reprise): Another drunk song. And the French dude. (Me: Lafayette) Okay well I'm gonna call him French Fry.
Wait For It: Did everyone cheat in this time?
Stay Alive: Fucking Charles Lee man. Who's Charles Lee?
Ten Duel Commandments: They keep saying "Most Disputes Die And No One Shoots" I feel like they're lying to me...
Meet Me Inside: Uh ph, Daddy Washington is mad.
That Would Be Enough: How do they know it's a boy? I don't think they had ways to tell in this time.
Guns And Ships: Rap off. This dude (Me: Daveed) Yeah him, versus like, Eminem, Jay-Z and...uh other rappers.
History Has Its Eyes on You: Okay this went from fun to deep...
Yorktown: You know we live an hour from this site...*Looks out window*...We should go and reinact this.
What Comes Next: Oh right. Georgey is still there. He can piss off.
Dear Theodosia: I feel one of them will die...just how everything is worded. AJ, do I get...feels in this?
Lauren's Interlude: Wait what the fuck...is he? Oh my God. Alex's boyfriend!
Non-Stop: This is too cheery for killing someone. I quit.
“I’m just saying…it was weird as hell but it was the best sex I’ve ever had.” Daveed leaned back in his seat, crossing his arms over his chest. It was a two-show day, and someone had gone out and bought a few too many cases of beer, of which you and some of the other cast members had drank a few too many of after the first show.
“Ok…” Pippa trailed off, glancing at Renée, who chugged down some more of her beer. “Who’s next?” You and some of the other cast members were playing “Never Have I Ever,” with lots of alcohol and graphical descriptions of Daveed’s sexual conquests every time he took a swig of beer. You shuddered and took another sip of your beer. “Jasmine, how about you?”
“Hmm…” Jasmine leaned into her boyfriend Anthony’s side as she thought, jolting up when she came up with an idea. “Never have I ever had a threesome.” You blushed and took a sip of your beer, suddenly feeling the eyes of everyone in the room on you.