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Me: ok bedtime!

My shit brain four (4) seconds after closing my eyes: YALL WANT A SINGLE SAY FUCK THAT (FUCK THAT) FUCK THAT FUCK THA-

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William: Dad, what is a “metaphor”?

Mulder: My life is a trainwreck.

William: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

Mulder:

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Mulder: What are we doing?

Scully: Wasting our lives.

Mulder: ... I meant for lunch.

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Good jokes?

Cool name: what's a good joke??

Other cool name: idk I don't rlly have any good jokes.

Cool name: nvm I got one😏

Other cool name: what is it?

Cool name: oh nothing.

Other cool name: "checks tumblr and sees that Cool Name wrote joke that says, "My Life"