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Hwæt is pæa wæt? On Wigan, hit is swā gōd swā grēa. Hit is se wæter of þǣm pisum. Þū getst ēac fēawa pisan innan.

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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

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fabulous creature?

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picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

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LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

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