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Do you not see why people believe astrology tho??

so i'm a custodian.

whenever someone does something cool like shit on the bathroom floor or get blood all over a toilet, i have to close the bathroom down by blocking the doorway with a CLOSED sign.

this sign is big and bright. it says CLOSED in four languages and has a do not enter symbol. it completely blocks the doorway. the only way to enter is to look directly at the sign and either move it or climb over it.

almost every single time i shut down a bathroom so i can suit up and clean a biohazard, someone will enter the bathroom with a dead-eyed, slack-jawed expression and try to wordlessly walk past me to use a stall.

and every single time, i have to block their path and say, "this bathroom is closed. there is one directly down the hall, marked by signs. please leave," and they either try to argue that THEY specifically should be allowed to use this one, as if they are god's most special little guy, or express shock even though they, again, had to contend with the CLOSED sign to enter.

often, i am standing there in the middle of cleaning up bodily fluids having to firmly repeat myself. they always leave angry or confused.

anyways, you clicked this button to send me an ask about astrology:

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Sonning, Reading, England by Martin Pinker

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Just got my brain MRI and had the most batshit experience in that office. On my way home will elaborate momentarily

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Inspired by the cult classic Hausu, this handmade sculpture has a spooky twist on the back. Find it now on Etsy!

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did i ever share the fucking picture I drew when I was like 10. of a catgirl on a leash tied to a tree.

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did i ever share the fucking picture I drew when I was like 10. of a catgirl on a leash tied to a tree.

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“Don’t do that, it will explode!” is a very dangerous thing to say to someone who used to do science shows!

Anyway, here’s a video about shooting lithium-iron batteries…

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start seeing everything as God, but keep it a secret

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Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

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ITS BIG COOKIE DAY BITCHES

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saurian thumbnails 2020

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sketch painting. a stegosaurus bartender