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fixation (german: fixierung) is a concept in human psychology to denote object relationships with and attachments to things in general persisting from childhood into adult life.

neon genesis evangelion, dir. hideaki anno (1995)

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Starscream and Bumblebee(???)

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house would put a tracker on wilson’s car to monitor where he is at all times but. then wilson would find out and start purposefully fucking with him. como he’ll leave the tracker in the parking lot of a strip club while he goes grocery shopping and then watch house lose his mind later over why wilson went to the strip club and didn’t invite house along

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Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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baby bird burrito!!! that boy likes to be so cozy! and a part of him never grows out of it….

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hard-right conservatives will be like "question everything" and then accept everything they were ever taught to believe about society plus whatever insane thing they happen to see in an email

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cat allergy doesn't exist people just sneeze for attention and because they're misogynists

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losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old

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“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers

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One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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im really into romantic friendships, but specifically ones where the lines are already so blurred & yet the concept of romance hangs like a guillotine over both heads

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i love sunny days and hate cops. reblog if you love bisexuals