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Madara: *Blew himself, half of Konohagakure and Hashiramas garden up*

Madara: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…

Hashirama: *Healing the numerous wounds on Madaras body*

Hashirama: You are my reward.

Hashirama: *Kisses the now furiously blushing Madara*

Somewhere, someone else

Izuna: *Blew himself, the other half of Konoha and Tobiramas lab up*

Izuna: You deserve a reward for putting up with me…

Tobirama: *Stitching Izuna up*

Tobirama: Kami knows I do.

Izuna: *👁️ 👄 👁️*

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Tobirama: *sneaking into Izunas bedroom, where he lays motionsless, duo to the mortal wound Tobirama caused*

Tobirama: *Kneeling down and healing Izuna, while not realising that he is awake*

Tobirama: *Leaves quickly to not be discovered*

Peace Talks arrive and Izuna and Madara both come

Izuna: *Immediately walking up to Tobirama, grinning and outstretching his hand.*

Izuna: Hey, I‘m Izuna, your soon to be “Biggest pain in the A**

Tobirama: *Confused*

Tobirama: Isn’t it supposed to be “You saved my life, now I own you?”

Izuna: Nope. The other way around.

Izuna: You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me.

Tobirama: I don’t th-

Izuna: Kami wanted me dead and now you get to find out why.

Izuna: *Grinning sheepishly*

Tobirama: …

Tobirama: You concern me more and more every day.

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Madara: *coming home seeing Tobirama on the floor crying*

Izuna: *standing next to Madara, looking absolutely unfazed*

Madara: What in the-…

Madara: *looking at Izuna for help*

Izuna: *schrugs* He did it for science.

Madara: What? What do you mean “He did it for science.”?

Izuna: He wanted to see if he could get druck.

Izuna: *nodding* He can.

Madara: That still does not explain why he is laying on MY floor, crying.

Izuna: He saw a picture of Butsumas son.

Madara: But isn’t he…?

Izuna: *looking at Madara like he is done with this world*

Izuna: I know.

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Sakura: Would you stab your best friends leg for 10 Million Dollars?

Sasuke: Okay, you stab me, we have 10 Million Dollars. You think we can buy a house with that?

Naruto: *super exited*

Naruto: You’ve got two legs! That’s 20 Million!

Sasuke: True! And if I stab you too we will have 40 Million Dollars!

Naruto: We could buy a mansion- pool and everything!

Sasuke and Naruto: *Planning which house they wanna buy*

Sakura: Guys what the fuck?

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Kisame: *standing in the kitchen making breakfast*

Kisame: *turns around facing Itachi* Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Itachi: Even better. *looking at Kisame with a blank expression*

Kisame: What the fuck did you-

Itachi: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Berta and language.

Itachi: *goes to Kisame and presses the chicken in his arms, then leaves*

Kisame: *standing there dumfounded*

Chicken: Cock-A-Doodle-Doo🐓