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Zane: Do you ever think-

Jay: No.

Kai: Absolutely not.

Cole: Not at all.

Lloyd: For the low low price of 4.99, you can have ONE coherent thought from me!

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Pythor: Ah, it's so sad to look down on all the little people losing to me.

Lil'Loyd: Ohohohoohh- I know exactly where to kick you so you're back on the same level real quick.

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Cole:

Cole:

Cole:

Cole's door swings open.

Kai: ARE YOU HAVING GAY THOUGHTS AGAIN.

Cole: AND WHAT IF I AM?

Kai: Are they about me?

Cole: No.

Kai:

Kai: THEN KNOCK IT OFF.

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Update announcement soon

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Jay: Ah! Ooh, my hand!

Jay: Cold- cold! I need-!

Jay slaps his hand over Zane's chest.

Jay, relieved: Ahhh... that's better...

Jay: Thanks, Za-

Jay looks to Zane, who is in near tears.

Zane: A-Are you saying I have a cold heart?

Jay: :ᗡ

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Jay: Can I ask you a peenie-weenie little favor?

Wu: I am going to pretend you said nothing.

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To the author.

So is the time travel thing discontinued

hiatus

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Long ago

Before Time had a name

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Jay: I tripped in the middle of the mall and Cole only heard me after, so I was on one knee when he saw me.

Jay: A crowd started forming around us, and they were really weird when Cole laughed at me and then helped me up.

Jay: They even clapped!

Lloyd: Do you think they maybe interpreted your trip as something else?

Jay: What? No, those guys were jerks!

Later...

Nya: Jay, why is everyone online saying you and Cole are getting married.

Jay, mouthful of burrito: Huh?

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Kai: Hey, can you hold this hammer for me?

Cole: Sure?

Kai: Thanks man.

Nya, down the hall: WHO BROKE IT.

Cole:

Cole: Kai-

Cole: Kai, what did you do.

Kai: Oh no, I didn't do anything.

Cole looks at the hammer in his hand in horror.

Kai: You did.

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Little Lloyd: Can I say a bad word?

Kai: No.

Little Lloyd: Aw....

Little Lloyd, turning to Nya: Can I say a bad word?

Nya: Sure.

Kai: NO.

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Jay: I've been hired recently to be a professional idiot.

Kai: So all those years of practice really paid off, huh?

Jay:

Jay: What practice?

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Jay, mortally wounded: Don't worry guys, I got plot armor.

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Cole pours a palmful of trail mix in his hand.

Kai leans down and eats the mix, drooling a bit onto Cole's hand.

Cole is mid-laugh and cringing.

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Cole: Can I threaten you with affection?

Zane: Please do!

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just read everthing to do with the egg™️ . i now have brain damige.

congrats

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Kai: ... Hello... Mommy- I hem- hm- Hi mom.

Everyone was huddled around Kai as he was on the phone with Maya.

Kai: Hi mom... yeah, I don't have anything to do next week-

Nya: Kai.

Kai: Right- sorry- no- not you, Mommy. Nya is next to me. Everyone is next to me.

Kai: Hey mommy, I have a question..... Yeah, uh- We're me and Nya laid as eggs?

Everyone stares at Kai in disbelief.

Kai: ..... Oh! Okay, yeah that makes sense. Okay. Uh also, Lloyd laid an egg-

Lloyd, hissing: Kai!

Kai: What!? You laid an egg, I was wondering-!

Kai: Huh?

Kai turns to his phone. He is quiet for minutes.

Kai: ... Okay. Yeah, I'll pass it on. Thank you, Mommy.

Kai hangs up.

Nya: ... Well?

Kai: First off, Dad gave birth to us. So no eggs.

Nya: What.

Kai: Yeah. Also, she's coming over.

Zane: When?

Suddenly, everyone's phones go off.

They all stare into the air in horror.

Cole: Oh no.

Jay: Kai, you didn't tell your mom not to-

Kai:

Kai: I'm not at fault.

Pixal: KAI.