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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

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My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

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gotta feel bad for bald people. they can’t even get ratatouilled

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Every year we grow stronger

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Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

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Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

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summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

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i don’t like “til death do us part” cause why would death part us??? u are mine in death and every life after this

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requested by the-acheron

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be good to people for no reason

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Your late 20s are not old and there is still lots of time left at 26 or 27 or 30. You haven't wasted your potential. Not me tho im running out of time by the day