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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH YOU!

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almost time

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HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! That's a lotta OCs!!! (and I still need to make refs for more!!)

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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

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Scrolling tumblr; the experience:

Moot

Moot

Soul shattering text post

Moot has new blorbo

Moots blorbo

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Most depressing political news ever

Moots blorbo

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Ooo art

Moots blorbo

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Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.

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It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

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ANOTHER YEAR AND WE'RE STILL HERE BABEYYY

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

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hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

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I'm so normal about my interests (so excited thinking about it I'm on the verge of throwing up)

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discovering mechanisms in 2024 and trying to dig up all the canon and fanon lore and understand everything feels like being an archeologist digging up ancient tombs with encryptions in long forgotten language

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❌ ladies and gentlemen: needlessly genders your audience, shows them basic respect, outdated.

✅ killers and renegades, liars and thieves: gender neutral, brings your audience down to your level, lets them know that you know their crimes.

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Transcript: "Yes! Behold! The perfect woman."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

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I need to be more disciplined starting tomorrow