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robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

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YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

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just talking at myself here but man. I think the worst part is the not knowing yk? not knowing *why* everything went down the way it did, or what you could've done differently, or what youre supposed to do now. just knowing that it. happened. and you cant undo it

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Having parents who aren't as bad as they used to be is crazy cause they'll be sitting there doing some normal shit and you're like kubrick staring at them

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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my entire following feed is so fucking funny without the context of the mcr concert. what do you mean they've been reconditioned. what is a hot dog execution. why is there a puppet

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THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:

first aid kit

tourniquet

narcan

at least 8gb ram

childhood photo album

acetone

thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)

headlamp

updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)

getaway vehicle

a pack of cigs and a few beers

PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher

spare tire

working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint

small bills, for the tip

an up-to-date road atlas

a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment

noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)

bolt cutters

at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese

gamefaqs guide

permission slip signed by a parent or guardian

spare penis

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I love messy beds actually

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Finally finished up this comic based on this post

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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just found a song that fits The Character in both lyrics and musical style, which is sort of how i imagine holding your first child must feel.

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two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can