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not one but two fucking people who live in my town have cyber trucks and they fucking jumpscare me every single time. One of them evidently has a kid because I always see it loitering around the highschool after school. The other one is even worse because they wrapped it and the wrap is this fugly blue design that is even worse than just looking at a normal cyber truck.

Seeing a Cybertruck in the wild inflicts you with a debuff called “urge to do some property damage”

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do people not check their houses and plan at least a rough sketch of the meals they wanna eat that week before going grocery shopping? Do y'all just hit up the grocery store with a vague notion of what you need and a dream 😭

Grocery shopping, even online is a nightmare. It's like when somebody asks what do you want for Christmas" and you forget everything you've ever desired, except I have to do it every 2 weeks or so. "Hey what food do you want us to bring you" I don't fuckign. know. I've never eaten in my life.

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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

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pup star

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he is sitting and pondering

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that "friend" with a victim mindset was actually three friends because I fall for the same tricks over and over again 😭

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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Sometimes I just wanna be held

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dear God I just asked someone who I'm not deeply dear close friends with if they wanted to get coffee with me they probably think I'm a horrible person and are gonna shoot me the next time they see me now :/

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this point and click adventure game where the main character has adhd fucking sucks. i got softlocked because i told him to check the computer and now hes just scrolling his dash and if i click on anything he goes "i cant do that. im locked the fuck in"

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you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

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I don’t care how old I am I WILL be sleeping with stuffed animals

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My tits are pretty and everything i say is right

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let those same pinterest girlblogs go im sorry

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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

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