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re: that stardew valley death of evelyn post i would argue it is almost more unsettling to see people with like year 30 farms and everyone is exactly the same. like i get why from a game mechanics perspective. but it's some stephen king shit at that point. you don't need to creepypasta-ify it.

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I kinda like the greyscale version better. So I’m uploading it

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Who would trust a vampire - bg3 comic, Astarion, Gale

some soft bloodweave(?) sry if it was too boring xD

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happy pride

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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Girlfriend who hates you simulator

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trans joke? trans joke.

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Hand studies with the tadfool's preferred wine & beer orders:

Shadowheart - White wine and lots of it. Leave the bottle.

Astarion - Red. It's red, it's in a glass, don't worry about it (trying to keep it 'warm' in his hand - or using it to warm his hand, your choice.)

Karlach - Red ale, a big and crisp in a nice big, cold 24 oz glass.

Lae'zel - Hazy IPA, bright and full.

Gale - Some sort of fancy barrel-aged something or other, comes in a pretty glass and looks expensive.

Wyll - A classic amber ale - or whatever is a specialty of the place they're at.

Tav - Stout, dark enough to see yourself in.

(Is this a sneaky modern AU thing? Maybe a little and in dress - but I think the taste still stands either way.)

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"I witnessed things that were wrong," she said of her visit. "I saw Arabs being thrown out of their houses in Jerusalem. But it was just the extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground . it was amazing time to be here

-Helen Mirren

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in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

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NOT THE LOSTWAVE SONG “EVERYONE KNOWS THAT”/“ULTERIOR MOTIVES” BEING FROM AN 80s PORNO LMAOOOO

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Honestly kinda obsessing over the mystery of the lost song known currently only as "Everyone Knows That" or "Ulterior Motives". Finally, a nice mystery not about missing people or paranormal encounters, but a song where the first line you hear seems to mention counting all the sheep in the sky! Not to mention the bit that is all we have so far is a total bop! More mysteries should be fun to think about like this one.

For those who don't know (as it seems to be more of a YouTube and Reddit thing so far), this is the song in question with the most popular lyrics:

That's all that's currently known of the song. Nobody knows the actual name of it, so they all just call it Everyone Knows That and Ulterior Motives since the most popular place to put the name of a song is in the chorus.

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it's too dangerous to go alone take this~

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"whatever, who cares anyway?" a meme redraw of a pic i found on pinterest and thought it'd fit Shane perfectly lol. *i love Shane* · · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth