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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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The night treads heavily around yards and dwellings In places unreached by sun, the shadows brood Into our dark house, she comes, bearing lighted candles, Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia.

❄☀ have a safe and warm winter solstice! ☀❄

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mennyből az angyal

ezen mi a retkes faszom kerül ennyibe, jár mellé lapos tévé is?

ha a polcon nincs, akkor elfogyott. Minden ki van rakva.

Kittikém, rakd már el fél percre azt a rohadt mobilt, nem látod, hogy apátok mindjárt sztrókot kap?

nekem ne vegyél semmit, én csak nyugalmat akarok.

anyádéknak mi a szart vegyünk?

mondom itt vagyok már a lidlibe'... A LIDLIBE'!... MELYIKBŐL VIGYEK?... NEM HALLAK... MOST HALLAK!... NA. VAN ZSELÉS, MÁKOS MEGGYES, SZÁRÍTOTT TONHALAS, ALOE VERÁS, PUNCSOS... MEGINT NEM HALLAK!... MOST JÓ... HONNAN NEM ÉRTETTED?... MONDOM AKKOR: VAN ZSELÉS, MÁKOS MEGGYES...

az Ila néni idén nem kap lófaszt se. Nem emlékszel, hogy tavaly kukacos milka csokit adott a gyereknek?

jövőre kurva élet, hogy elutazunk, hát én ezt biztos nem csinálom.

leszarom, hogy vega, majd kipiszkálja belőle a húst és csak káposztát eszik.

minek veszünk idén is karácsonyfadíszt, mikor tele van velük egy egész szekrény?... Ja, hogy ilyen glitteres-rózsaszín még nincs. Hát akkor hozzál anyukám még kettő dobozzal... Hárommal!

ki a picsa fizeti még sárga csekken a számláit, hát ebbe a sorba én be nem állok.

szevasztok, Gyurikám! Csak nem tik is vásároltok? Jól vagytok? Két ünnep között valamikor átugorhatnátok...

csodálkoztok, hogy iszok.

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thoughts?

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this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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When you lie on your resume and get the job

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MARGOT ROBBIE'S outfits in BARBIE (2023)

“Barbie really is interlinked with fashion, because how you play with her is by dressing her,” says costume designer Jacqueline Durran. “Clothes are her form of expression.”

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I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

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• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

• A question mark walks into a bar?

• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

• A synonym strolls into a tavern.

• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

• A dyslexic walks into a bra.

• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony

- Jill Thomas Doyle

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Spooky season is closer than you think.

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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I'm being very brave today