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nitorgen · 9 years ago
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my brain: hey u should bite ur fingers off
me: i do not want to do that
my brain: someone's gotta do it
me: literally no one has to do it
my brain: someone's gotta do it
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me: everything’s garbage my cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw) me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ 
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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
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white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
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Exactly!! Is he?????
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boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..
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bring back troll physics
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me: i’m really stressed
someone: just relax!!!!!
me:
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nitorgen · 9 years ago
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older generation: u all get too offended 2 easily
gay people: *exist*
older generation: oh my GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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not sure if my mother knows what this means
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