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The Secret Garden 🌹

Mary finds the door to the secret garden with the help of the little robin!

Based on the book by Frances Hodgson Burnett

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"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

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And share it i will

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I think I found it

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You mean this one

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aliens versus earth animals master post collection

 This is as many of these as I could find, special thank you to

@octaviathevictoriandragon

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giraffepoliceforce

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Imagine coming to a hostile alien world and being attacked by a horde of creatures that can weigh up to 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph), and bite with a force of 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf).By the time you realise that they can traverse water, it’s too late. The surviving members of your unit manage to make it back by shedding their excess gear and running for their lives; the slower ones were crushed to death within minutes.You later describe the creature to one of the humans you captured, wanting to know the name of the monstrosity that will haunt your nightmares for cycles to come.The human smiles as it speaks a single word, slowly and distinctly, in its barbaric tongue.“

Hippopotamus.”

Keep reading

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If you think thats bad look at this

I dont know what glitch caused THAT but jeez Owen

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Coco (2017) dir. Adrian Molina, Lee Unkrich

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Pfft it gets even funnier during the quest where you have to help him with his errands when he mention getting milk from cooper one of the lines you can say is to not confront cooper but then fang drops this line "He is the milkman, His milk is delicious."

Now where have we seen a line similar to that oh right

Let me tell ya i nearly hacked up a lung from laughing I think someone in the development team is a psychonauts fan

This line without any context is so funny, especially knowing Fang's love for experiments

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can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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Did that horse just sashay

Horse loves butt scratches

(via)

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Okay listen I have another disability related thing that’s important!!

If you have any disabilities linked to tooth decay/erosion, through direct cause or secondary symptom, it is vital that you get one or both of the following items: Sensodyne toothpaste and enamel repair mouthwash

This includes health conditions such as acid reflux, diabetes, thyroid conditions, fibromyalgia, chronic pain & mental illnesses such as depression that create poor hygiene routines, sensory issue disorders like autism and ADHD, and any health condition that causes frequent vomiting / increased stomach acid, including eating disorders and migraines.

All of these disabilities will erode the enamel of your teeth, not only opening you up to cavities but making it very easy to chip your teeth from such simple things as biting the wrong way on the tines of a fork. (I’ve chipped my teeth at least 4 times this way).

The toothpaste on the left here (sensodyne pronamel) is gentle on your teeth, won’t cause painful sensations from any extreme mint flavor, and will even protect your gums if they’re sensitive from any of these conditions.

The mouthwash on the right (Crest enamel repair) will, as it says, repair your enamel — which is marvelous, because the technology to repair your enamel at all is relatively very new to society! — but it is most importantly non-alcoholic. Meaning that it works well as a once-a-day rinse without any of the burning sensations of antiseptics that typically discourage people with sensory issues from taking care of their teeth.

I know remembering to do these things every day can feel like a lot when you’re sick and exhausted, but I promise a collective three minutes out of every day is going to save you an incredible amount of pain and money in the future. If your teeth are susceptible enough to rot, you can actually die from infection. And as they say, with how little insurance actually covers dental —

Not brushing your teeth??

In THIS economy???

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So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story.

Like, I came on this site to read FAN fiction. This is a FAN fiction site. I’m fully aware that you don’t own the fandom or the characters. That’s why it’s called FAN FICTION.

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Found this on youtube

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Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

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She has the whole crew by the balls and she knows it

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)