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Stares into your soul

... So what are you.. Some. Kinda.. Mutated olive...

I don't think an olive would be able to speak, even if it were mutated. Or grow chitin for that matter. But to answer your question, you happen to be staring right directly at an alien.

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Hey

Your cool but

Sucks to suck you gotta beaten by crash

:)

Let's just get this out of the way... "You're*"

And also-- hold on Sylazide sent me a text. ... Nevermind... (They did not just call me a nerd.)

Anyways, I'm not going to dignify you with the truth of what happened, or anything else surrounding it. When you openly mock me, you don't get to hear my thoughts.

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What's with those pear-like things on the sides of your head?... Are they squishable?

... Why do you want to know. But fine, I've offered myself to answering some questions, this is the price I pay. So, they are "squishable", much like most ears tend to be... because they are essentially my ears.

-A loud TTS voice soon added onto the answer.- [We call them 'neck fruit', right Par?]

We do not call them 'neck fruit'.

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thoughts on some of the newer racers to CTR?

You really think I'm willing to run down the whole list? Well. I can tell you that it was fascinating getting a connection to the Dragon Realms through the other racers, though I... don't make much of an effort to speak with much of them. I won't tell you why.

And that crate defies so many laws of nature and racing that I despise it.

But also, who let Cortex be responsible for a child?

So. There's some of my thoughts.

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Would you ever take the place of the other Oxide in the Crash Team Rumble matches? You’d get to chase down and… vaporize… whoever you want (so long as they’re on the other team)

I'm well aware of the Oxide involved in the Wumpa League. Unfortunately, he won't let me take his place, he's quite the tense individual and isn't passing up the opportunity to vaporize anyone. Apparently his Queen jumped up on the opportunity to get him involved faster than My Queen.

On the off chance I could take his place... hm. It would be very bothersome to have to be constantly summoned for the sake of other peoples' fight, and also Sylazide tells me there was something recently added that people had to fight back against Oxide. So I don't envy the rockets to the face.

However, seeing bandicoots melt would bring a smile to my face. Decisions, decisions....

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Favourite mutant?

Oh Smog, there has been way more questions than I anticipated. Easy. None of them, all mutants are annoying at best.

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whos the most fun to race against?

The cheetah... he's the only one that gets me. The only one good enough to call a friend!

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What do you think about those weird hybrids the scientists made?

... Why are you asking me this? I don't care what the scientists do, or their crimes against humanity. As long as they don't bother me, I don't really care.

My hybrid children on the other hand are amazing creatures.

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yo bug person you got a favorite color?

Someone who doesn't call me bug 'man', nice to see someone who pays attention!

... So take a wild guess what I like.

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It’s time to finally end the debate once and for all, Nitros Oxide… pizza or burger?

Ah, a question that somewhat relates to matters on my planet! Well, as the eventual Queen of Gasmoxia, I shouldn't be too biased towards the famous fast food corporations of Gasmoxia. They all put a lot of work to sway us one way to the other, and get fiercely competitive that a royal might prefer the other.

...

Pizza.

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You know what. I'm just not going to get involved. It's not my problem if I refuse to acknowledge it.

I'M HOSTING A WEDDING!

Ahahaaah!

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I don't like that pause.

I'M HOSTING A WEDDING!

Ahahaaah!

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Are you even allowed to do that? You can't forcefully marry people.

I'M HOSTING A WEDDING!

Ahahaaah!

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Honestly, it's only partially good that I get to post on this blog again. I don't know how My Queen handles all this paperwork, other than the fact she doesn't sleep.

I say partially because now I have to deal with nuisances from every angle. ... Then again, Gasmoxia is just as full of annoying twits.

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I see new people discovered this blog. Well, it's a good thing my eldest has prepared something to help introduce people to me, as people have different expectations.

"Transmasculine flag. Vincian flag. Not married/divorced, though that would be funny as---" Okay, enough reading that, Sylazide made sure to say things I'd rather not.

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HAHAHA HAHAHA! helloooo!

... Oh. I can already tell that you're quite the character. Which slug were you again? When I competed against Earth there turned out to be a lot more of you than I anticipated.

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Oh dear Smog you two know each other... Really there's no problem with taking it back and using it for scrap, make a new arm with the parts and all of that. No need to find excuses to get something out of Nitros.

... If you do intend to mess with him, leave me out of it, though.

So..If anyone sees an arm lying around, please let me know. “:-)