nixonyaoi

[nixonyaoi]

jerry totally swooned over their nine year age gap and definitely had a daddy ki—[GETS SHOT] WHO SAID THAT!!!!!

but anyways their relationship actually makes me sad and emotional and i wonder if they themselves perceived it because they loved each other so MUCH—did they know it was romantic? were they never aware, or was it something in between and they never spoke about it? i guess we'll never know

[nixonyaoi]

[nixonyaoi]

do i have a place here? i love my husband too!

@patricia-nixon-official

ofcourse pat you’re a diva

[nixonyaoi]

i’m looking !!! i’m looking !!! perry my diva 💋

[nixonyaoi]

He's on my mind 24/7

[nixonyaoi]

Realizing I posted the wip a super long time ago but not the finished poster… bang bang

[nixonyaoi]

[nixonyaoi]

New Bridget Jones in 10 days, I am going to become insufferable

[nixonyaoi]

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

[nixonyaoi]

man I love Richard Nixon

[nixonyaoi]

[nixonyaoi]

If one is not cautious,

The hunter 🐺

Becomes the hunted. 🦌

[nixonyaoi]

Today, I am proposing new legislation:

Headpats for All Catgirls, Catboys, and NYAN-binary Catpeople!

For far too long have far too many of our nation's catpeople gone without basic necessary headpats due to the greed of the For-Profit Headpat Industry.

This legislation will give Americans what most developed nations already have: Universal Headpats!

[nixonyaoi]

aawww does nixon want head pats

Today, I am proposing new legislation:

Headpats for All Catgirls, Catboys, and NYAN-binary Catpeople!

For far too long have far too many of our nation's catpeople gone without basic necessary headpats due to the greed of the For-Profit Headpat Industry.

This legislation will give Americans what most developed nations already have: Universal Headpats!

[nixonyaoi]

[nixonyaoi]

ofcourse

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!

[nixonyaoi]

okay bet when’s the first date

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY!